The Reason Why Got!lannisters Would Absolutely Eat The Greens Is That When Greens Commit Crimes They

the reason why got!lannisters would absolutely eat the greens is that when greens commit crimes they spiral into twenty stages of religious guilt and suicidal urges and think "i am terrible and unlovable and past forgiveness, and i dishonored myself, and i need to be put down like a bad bad dog, and gods hate me, and when does this misery end and i need kill myself, but death is a fate too kind for someone like me and etc. etc."

when lannisters commit crimes they be smug about it. they think "in my hot girl era"

"lannister beefs with children" posts never mention the truly iconic beef between tywin and baby tyrion

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lannister boys in asos are so funny genre-wise. tyrion is in his greek tragedy shakespeare play kendall roy succession richard lll frankenstein cain and abel abraham and isaac doomed from the start kind of narrative meanwhile jaime is on his coming of age roadtrip with buddycop enemies to lovers romance. a tragic hero and a teenage boy in his thirties.

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