Heavy Is Dead But With Doodle World

Heavy is Dead but with Doodle World

SPOILERS IN BOUND this contains... MAJOR SPOILERS Rebecca, just walking: *singing about being alive* It is good day to be not dead ! POW ! Joseph: You are DEAD ! Rebecca: I'M DEAD! Joseph: hehehe... *Teneson walks in* Ah shucks Teneson: OH! Rebecca is DEAD ! Rebecca: Yes I am dead ! Teneson: WHY is Rebecca dead ?! Joseph: I dunno Rebecca: I think it was- Joseph & Teneson: SHH, You are dead ! Rebecca: ok *clips through floor* Lucas: What's up, you wankers ?! Who's up for a... *quick realization* AH! What the bloody hell just happened ?! Rebecca is dead! Lucas: Rebecca is dead?! Teneson: Correct! 🎉🎉🎉 👏👏 Teneson: SO, did you see the murderer ? Joseph & Riffraff: No, sorry mate. Teneson: *stands up and slams table* I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again ! Joseph: *clapping* Ah, well that's nice Riffraff: *clapping* I am DAMN proud right now. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Cortés: ATTEEEEEEEEEENTION! 🫡 Rebecca is dead! Teneson: We know! Cortés: Who killed her ?! Teneson: We don't know. Cortés: I will find clues! *finds clues* Cortés: What's that ? A WEAPUN ?! *points it at everyone* 🔫 Cortés: That thing is why Rebecca is DEAD! Everyone: Rebecca is dead ?! Cortés: *slams table* YES SHE DIED! Everyone: *gasp* *voice from distance rapidly approaching* Ellen: Incoming! *runs over Cortés* raus, Raus! *shoves everyone aside* MOVE, NOW! *kiss* Rebecca: HAHAHA, Reb- *explodes* Ellen: In my financial opinion, that REBECCA IS DEAD! Riffraff: El, What happened? Ellen: My proffessional opinion ? Rebecca was killed ! *panic* Ellen: I don't think it's anything to worry about. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️*hops away* Riffraff: Well, now what ? Quincy, slowly approaching: clipidy clop motherfucker Teneson: OH come on... Quincy: Lookatdis Frickin Rebecca is dead! ... Quincy: What do you think of that ? ... Quincy: ahm... Teneson: Yes, yes, Quincy Quincy: yeah? Teneson: GO HOME. Portia: *waves* Quincy: AH COME ON! pfffff freakingunbelievablenoseriouslyyouallsuck *teleports into a wall* AHHHH Teneson: Okay. Let's get back to the point ⬅️ Rebecca: I think Rebecca is dead. Everyone: REBECCA IS DEAD ?!??! Ellen: Quincy! I will save you! *clips into wall* Rebecca: OH, Seriously ??! WHO KILLED REBECCA ?! Yami:🍾 It was ME! Everyone: *shooketh* Yami: YES! 🍷 I did it like this : BOOM ! *misses and kills Desmond* 💀💀 Yami: WOOP DEE DOO Everyone: 😨😨😨 Yami: 🍺 That's a joke Everyone: 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 Yami: It was... yo- *burp* *points to Joseph*🫵 HIM ! Joseph & Teneson: *gasp* Joseph: How did you know ? Yami: I didn't 💨💨 That was a joke too 🍸 Joseph: *laughing* 😈😈 That's right ! It was me! Teneson: You MONSTER! Rebecca: BUT WHYYYYY? ? Joseph: Coz ur FAT, bitch. And another thing, you're ugly *they both argue* [It's Tradition] Rebecca: 🄹🄾🅂🄴🄿🄷 Joseph: AH DAMMIT REBECCA FUCK OFF! you are Dead! Rebecca: NO u POW ! *kills Joseph* You are dead No big surprise Teneson: Well that was idiotic. Off to- *dies* Rebecca, surrounded by corpses: I am alive! is nice

Honestly... even if Captain Silvier was biased. I don't really blame him. I mean look at his point of view. This random tamer just showed up, they were sent by Desmond who went behind his back, and this random tamer is saying they're going to protect Anna without even having met her before. Yeah, I would be suspicious and wary too. And keep in mind, Player is quite literally just giving him PROLONGED EYE CONTACT the entire time without speaking for most of the meeting.

Unless you've gotten used to their constant staring, like Suzie, Quincy and TJ have. It's going to look really uncomfortable and awkward. Player has some major balls to just stare at everyone. I mean they can basically do this and get away with it because ain't no one going to try and speak up about it without getting their ass beat.

Was reading through a fic where the Doodle World Squad goes to the gym, and it made me think... Player can already lift a large amount of weight without issue or sweating or struggling. Like several weights that require at least 4-5 people to carry around. That HAS to be heavy as heck. Considering the Gym teacher is an adult. Let's assume we have like the same adults who are like good-decent at lifting. From google, I found out that someone who at least is trained a bit. The average can lift a dead lift of 305lb. Multiply that by five, you get 1,525lb. Keep in mind Player is around the same age as Quincy, they're a teenager. A TEENAGER CAN LIFT 1,525LB WITH NO PROBLEM. Player can legit cuddle with Tsumo LIKE ITS AN ACTUAL TEDDY BEAR with how they can lift. (*Tsumo is 390lb) They could use BOWLING BALLS as baseballs if they wanted. I could only think what could cause them to actually struggle if over 1000lb wasn't any issue for them 😨😨 Now I kinda understand why no one wants to fight them head on if they can do shit like this.

Looking at Player doing stuff in the Summer Event. What CAN'T they do?? They can fix wiring of clearly electrified fuse boxes, make delicious pizza, deliver said pizza, fetch people from a foggy maze where most would get lost, deliver packages and deal with pests along with wacking like 100 doodles in a short period of time. And of course, battle but you knew that. Then again this is the same kid that can lift several 1000lb+ with no issue. My question is... Why and how the fuck do they know how to do those things. To add it on their resume?? For what job?? At least they're more competent in making pizzas than the guy in the Oasis. They could have a job at the beach full time.

oh heck yes we did it, we've done it (I have no idea what that means but yeehaw)

DOODLE WORLD AO3 GOT A TAG WRANGLER. SCREECHING IN VICTORY RN

OMG 😭😭😭 I can't believe that THE DrFrog drew my version of Player! This is intergalactically unbelievable! Thank you thank you thank you so much! I appreciate this a lot! You draw shoes better than I do 😭😭

lil drawing of @taruth3mighty's player design :)

ask them if you want to see the reference image

- note i added pockets because everyone EVERYONE deserves pockets and it's a mental struggle if i try to leave them off

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