Izumi: So What Abilities Do You Guys Have?

Izumi: So what abilities do you guys have?

Chikage: I can kill people without hesitation.

Itaru: I play games.

Citron: I have my manzai skills!

Tsuzuru: I can stay awake for a week.

Masumi: I can do anything you ask me.

Sakuya: I make good life decisions!

Izumi: Um, that's not-

Tsuzuru: No trust us, he's our most important member.

Sakuya: I'm sorry to tell you this, but you do have a heart and a capacity to feel.

Chikage: You take that back!

Citron: I have a science headcannon.

Tsuzuru: Please just call it a hypothesis like a normal person.

Citron: So my science headcannon is-

Haruto: Wanna hear a joke?

Tsuzuru: Normally I don't, but sure.

Haruto: Your life.

Tsuzuru: My life isn't a joke, jokes have meaning.

Sakuya: Tsuzuru-san, no.

Tenma: My ideal partner is someone who isn't afraid to speak their mind, someone who matches my passion and intensity, and calls me out when I do something dumb but wouldn't hesitate to protect me.

Banri: You just described Yuki.

Tenma: No! Yuki's annoying and scary.

Yuki: Hey hack, your shoelaces are untied. You wouldn't want to trip and damage your slow and unapprehending brain now would you?

Tenma: Shoot. i just described Yuki.

Hisoka: *going to sleep on the floor*

Hisoka's brain: Don't do it or Sakyo's gonna get angry.

Hisoka: When did I ever listen to you or Sakyo?