Spring Troupe - Tumblr Posts
Ayo can someone find me a shirt (link preferably) that's similar to the one my boi Itaru is wearing? Mans got drip ngl 👌
Chikage: *knocks on Tsuzuru and Masumi's door*
Masumi: Who is it?
Itaru: It's us.
Sakuya: We just want to talk.
Masumi: How many are you out there?
Citron: Five!
Masumi: Then talk to each other.
Tsuzuru:
Tsuzuru: Listen here you little-
Sakuya: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? I would honestly be excited just to have a bunk bed!
Harugumi:
Masumi: I'm gonna tell him-
The rest of the Spring Troupe: NO!
Itaru texting the Spring Troupe Group Chat
Itaru: I'm giving up gaming for a month.
Sakuya: Really???
Itaru: Oh wait, that came out wrong.
Itaru: I'm giving up. Gaming for a month.
Tsuzuru:
Izumi: So what abilities do you guys have?
Chikage: I can kill people without hesitation.
Itaru: I play games.
Citron: I have my manzai skills!
Tsuzuru: I can stay awake for a week.
Masumi: I can do anything you ask me.
Sakuya: I make good life decisions!
Izumi: Um, that's not-
Tsuzuru: No trust us, he's our most important member.
Sakuya: Can I please stay in your dorm for the meantime?
Itaru: I'll do anything for you, but why though?
Tsuzuru: Citron played with an ouija board and cursed their room. He's staying with me and Masumi.
Chikage: Where's Citron now?
Citron, in his and Sakuya's room: Go out! Does this look like a hotel to you?!
Masumi's dad: Masumi, listen, son-
Itaru: No.
Masumi's dad: Excuse me?
Citron: You didn't love him enough.
Itaru and Citron: He's our son along with Tsuzuru and Sakuya now.
Chikage: Don't forget the grandpa-
Masumi texting the Harugumi groupchat
Masumi: I just killed Sakuya.
Tsuzuru:
Chikage:
Citron:
Itaru: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Masumi: Oh, I meant I kissed Sakuya.
Itaru: I'M STILL GONNA KILL YOU!
Sakuya: How's the headache medicine working for you, Tsuzuru-san?
Tsuzuru: *throwing pills at Itaru, Chikage, Citron and Masumi*
Tsuzuru: ...It's not working.
Sakuya: We need to distract them!
Citron: Leave it to me!
Citron: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Chikage, Masumi, and Itaru: *immediately begin arguing*
Tsuzuru: Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
Sakuya: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?!
Masumi: Several traffic violations.
Itaru: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Tsuzuru: 13 COUNTS OF DRINKING COFFEE!
Citron: Five counts of threatening passerby!
Chikage: Also, that's not our car.
Ngh this game is too good...
The stories just get better and better!
THE BACKSTAGE BOYS NEED MORE LOVE!!!
SOBS
LIBER STOP MAKING ME CRY