Being An Older Sibling Is Like. You've Never Known A Life Without Me. Mom Yelled At Me And It Taught

being an older sibling is like. you've never known a life without me. mom yelled at me and it taught her she never wanted to yell at you. I painted my room purple and grey and then you did too. we live in the same house but I haven't spoken to you in months. I don't know your favorite color. I saw it was going to rain so I picked you up from school on my way home so your books wouldn't get wet. i was so worried when you woke up sick when you were three. you don't remember being sick. mom and dad made their worst mistakes with me and I'm glad they didn't make them with you. I'm doing everything for the first time so you won't be in the dark. I don't know any of your friend's names anymore. I used to know them all. if something happens to mom and dad you won't have to worry because everything will fall to me. you don't like to be home alone but even if you don't see me just knowing I'm there makes you feel better. at least that's what mom told me. you still give me jars to open for you because you can't quite get them. I only see you during dinner. i'd never even think about missing one of your concerts. I stand at the counter when I eat and now you do, too. when offered a selection of books you picked the same one I did when i was your age. I'm terrified you compare yourself to me. I love you. I don't know if you like me. I want you to. mom says dinner's ready

beautiful 🤩

can i choreograph our rendition?

If (when) EPIC gets a stage/screen production

So basically I listened to the original draft of Full Speed Ahead and LOVED the intro and I wrote this little thing as an intro for WHEN (not if) it got a stage/screen production

---

Sing, O Muse, of a tale you have heard before.

It is a tale of a man who, after so many years away from his home, longs to return to the life he once knew.

It is a tale of a king who fights for his country even when countless others infest his castle walls, waiting to replace him.

It is a tale of love — between a husband and a wife who have been apart for far too long; and between a father and a son, neither knowing who the other has become, only faint memories of who he once was.

It is a tale of betrayal, of hardship, of loss; but also one of adventure, of wit, of hope.

Sing, O Muse, of the tale of Odysseus — a tale that is EPIC.

[Cue The Horse and the Infant]

because you say funny shit and i’m stuck with you ALL THE TIME

quotes by my irls

side note C is @some-horse-gurl

C: “What kind of chocolate do you like?” Me: “Not white” C: “What kind of people do you like? Not white”

girl just insulted herself 🤣

C: “Stop saying muffin you muffin”

lil miss muffin calls everyone a muffin pt 1

C: “I don’t have a problem” Me: *blank stare* C: *laughs*

the amount of times this has happened 😭

Me: “E, your wife’s dying” E: “ha” C: “love you too”

E and C are ‘married’ yk the friend group lore

C: *flipping people off* lil miss muffin: if you used a different finger she could put a ring on it

talking bout E, obvi

lil miss muffin: no you’re a muffin head C: just fucking curse

if you haven’t guessed muffin is the new swear sub

lil miss muffin: sharing is caring Me: we don’t give a fuck about caring

this one’s just out of context, no you won’t get any

lady floutist: “mother nature is letting her hair down and shaking out the dandruff”

snow.

C: “you were always my favorite friend”

thx C, a great way to end out this post

tell me if you want more irl chaos, this was fun to collect

yes.

@some-horse-gurl

i am not a big believer of this idea

wow. what idea???

@some-horse-gurl @jarondont @nyx-of-darkness-1620

Starting a new chain bc why not:

Type "I am not a" And click the middle button 3-5 times

mine: I am not a good person

true tbh

@ethereal-bumble-bee

@eponine-thenadier

@lincoln-rosario

@newsiesofyorktown

quotes by my irls

side note C is @some-horse-gurl

C: “What kind of chocolate do you like?” Me: “Not white” C: “What kind of people do you like? Not white”

girl just insulted herself 🤣

C: “Stop saying muffin you muffin”

lil miss muffin calls everyone a muffin pt 1

C: “I don’t have a problem” Me: *blank stare* C: *laughs*

the amount of times this has happened 😭

Me: “E, your wife’s dying” E: “ha” C: “love you too”

E and C are ‘married’ yk the friend group lore

C: *flipping people off* lil miss muffin: if you used a different finger she could put a ring on it

talking bout E, obvi

lil miss muffin: no you’re a muffin head C: just fucking curse

if you haven’t guessed muffin is the new swear sub

lil miss muffin: sharing is caring Me: we don’t give a fuck about caring

this one’s just out of context, no you won’t get any

lady floutist: “mother nature is letting her hair down and shaking out the dandruff”

snow.

C: “you were always my favorite friend”

thx C, a great way to end out this post

tell me if you want more irl chaos, this was fun to collect