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Definition: hate on me

things my friends have said as my ocs

Ama: No, I wanna traumatize small children who want to work at Mcdonald’s

Demarcya: My sister is a double stuff oreo.

Saiara: I hate to burst your bubble, but pop.

Demarcya: I’m 62% gay.

Ama: We need a new sacrifice.

Saiara: It’s a palindrome. No, a placebo. Ama *deadpan*: It’s a paradox.

Demarcya: I FOUND IT! I FOUND IT *throws pen* I lost it.

Saiara: Pennsylvania! That’s not a state.

Demarcya: There is no valid reason to have that much sass in a sentence. Especially not that sentence.

Ama: *falls 16 stories in 5 feet*

quotes by my irls

side note C is @some-horse-gurl

C: “What kind of chocolate do you like?” Me: “Not white” C: “What kind of people do you like? Not white”

girl just insulted herself 🤣

C: “Stop saying muffin you muffin”

lil miss muffin calls everyone a muffin pt 1

C: “I don’t have a problem” Me: *blank stare* C: *laughs*

the amount of times this has happened 😭

Me: “E, your wife’s dying” E: “ha” C: “love you too”

E and C are ‘married’ yk the friend group lore

C: *flipping people off* lil miss muffin: if you used a different finger she could put a ring on it

talking bout E, obvi

lil miss muffin: no you’re a muffin head C: just fucking curse

if you haven’t guessed muffin is the new swear sub

lil miss muffin: sharing is caring Me: we don’t give a fuck about caring

this one’s just out of context, no you won’t get any

lady floutist: “mother nature is letting her hair down and shaking out the dandruff”

snow.

C: “you were always my favorite friend”

thx C, a great way to end out this post

tell me if you want more irl chaos, this was fun to collect

teef

"My teeth are so clean, that if they were the floor, I'd eat off of them."

--- a strange ad