You Run A Bakery, Just A Normal Bakery, The Only Problem Is That Your Customers At Midnight To 6AM Are

You run a Bakery, just a normal bakery, the only problem is that your customers at midnight to 6AM are mythical creatures who pay with gemstones and ancient gold and silver coins

Ragnar Time Travel

So, y'know time travel fics were someone gets thrown back and saves everyone. The Ragnar (being a teen at the time of my idea) gets plopped down into the clone wars via magic stuff on one of his ventures as an apprentice to Axe. He'd end up with 104th bc Dad Koon. Ragnar saved a clone, completely on accident while running from something going to kill him, and then trying to salvage the situation.

He partners with the 104th and its adventure time! Ragnar is just amazed at the old tech (in a 'how id you function??' sorta teen way) and incredibly weirded out by the Plo Koon's Jedi-ness.

Ragnar gets along just about as well as he gets along with anyone outside the Tribe (which is fine but kinda quiet and uncomfy). Though, he finds the clones interesting and a few are interested in Mandalorian culture.

He’s totally shocked that they aren’t allowed to be Mandalorian. ‘Uhhhh that’s the whole point??? To be from diff places?? As long as you follow the creed ur a Mando! Wdym they were born from a tube?! That matters????? What kinda Mandalorians are you talking about??’

Anyway, the clones are very happy to have that validation that it’s the Mandos who are wrong. The clones adore Ragnar and Plo Koon makes sure that he is comfortable.

They end up meeting with the 501st for backup and Anakin is more hostile than Plo Koon towards Ragnar (enter Anakin Drama). Ragnar avoids Anakin because the vibes are off with him.

Anyway, Ragnar never mentions his last name bc he didn’t think it mattered and then Anakin goes on a rant about Death Watch and Pre Vizsla and Ragnar is like ‘??? My crazy uncle???’

In the end, Ragnar is like ‘I’m a Vizsla foundlings and my dad is a Vizsla but Pre is a douche bag.’

It’d be even funnier if they somehow ran into him and Ragnar tells him to his face that he thinks Pre is stupid

Anyway, I am all for teen Ragnar having such an attitude but also being a sweetheart.

Forget rebels, he should’ve showed up in bad batch.

You’re telling me a huge bounty on Omega pops up and he DOESNT do anything? Lies and Slander

Does anyone else wish Boba Fett showed up in Star Wars Rebels or was at least mentioned?

It ends up becoming ‘they’re such good friends!’ As Jason and Roy hold hands.

At this point Roy finds this totally hilarious and forbids Jason from saying anything. His family aren’t detectives so there’s no real pressure but the best detectives in the world can’t tell? Hilarious. Mind boggling. Rolling on the floor laughter.

They’ve joked about it enough that even Lian is sorta in on the joke. In the only way a child can grasp, her parents are married but no one else knows but they aren’t trying to hide it either. So Lian is all, okay cool.

Whenever Lian stays at her Grandpa’s (Oliver Queen) house, she fully blabs about how sweet Papa and JayJay are together and where their next fam vacation will be. But she never SAYS fam vacation, just trip.

She even stays with the Batfam for a week (bc hero stuff) and THEY STILL DIDNT KNOW. It’s all, JayJay bought me this and taught me to ride a bike or Papa and JayJay made this new meal and it was delicious! Alfred is face palming and anytime anyone asks why they just get the ‘I’m so disappointed in you you moron’ look.

At this point, Jason is convinced even if he told everyone, no one would believe him

Roy and Jason got married in Vegas. It was after a mission and they had just been laying around in their hotel room and kinda joking about being in Vegas and not doing anything, and how they had seen so many people on their honeymoon there, and then they joke about people getting married in Vegas and how even Jason, with his minimal existing paperwork, could do it, and Roy goes really quiet for a moment before he says "we should get married"

"what"

"This is one of the only places where you can easily get married without all the hassle and for it still to be legally binding. we should get married"

"Is this your way of proposing to me?"

"Maybe? Yes"

"....okay, sure, let's get married"

And so they do. The thing is, it's been years now, and they still haven't told anyone.

I. Love. This.

Remember that time in the Star Wars newspaper comic when Boba Fett was defeated by a big magnet?

Not one of his proudest moments.

UMMMM had to look some stuff up about strills and I never realized how weird as hell they are. 300-400 years old? Only smell bad to men? Who came up with this? I mean I love them even more but what the heck

Do strills purr?

Tbf I don´t know. I also don´t give a flying fuck if Mird purrs in canon. They´re clearly dog-coded, with the slobbering everywhere.

But.

But.

They fucking should. They´re reptomammals that bear and nurse life pups, have fur, live up to 400 years, slobber everywhere, stink because fuck human males only in particular and can fly. They have six legs, four eyes, what looks like bat ears and look like someone designed a lap puppy from hell. I want one. So why shouldn´t they have a hyoid bone too? Frankly, it wouldn´t be the weirdest part of their anatomy.

So yeah. Strills purr and anyone who disagree can fight me behind a Penny after dark.