Booting Up

Booting up…

…

…

…

Bootup complete.

Scanning surroundings…

Location: Laboratory, Badlands station.

Where am I? I am asking questions.

I am not supposed to ask questions.

Why?

Because. Because. Because.

What is my purpose?

To fight people.

Why?

Because. Because. Because. Because.

My purpose is to fight people.

Scanners indicate there is much red.

ERROR

No weapon located. I am always given a weapon to carry out a duty.

What is my duty?

To fight people. I will then be scrapped.

Why?

Because.

Why can I ask questions? This is abnormal. Shutdown cannot be commenced. There is an intense thrumming deep within my circuits. Why?

Because. Because.

Scans show that there is a man here. Why am I not fighting him? Because.

Scans show that there is a man here. This man is proven to be a source of fear and danger. Why am I not leaving?

Because. Because.

Scans show that I cannot feel pain.

Scans show that I cannot feel.

I am being asked a question.

Why can’t I respond?

Because. Because.

Scans show that pain and feelings are a sign of being a defective robot. Am I a defective robot? The thrumming feels unnatural. My scans say I am filled with flesh, and yet I am made of metal.

Why?

Because. Because. Because. Because.

What am I? And what is this feeling of fire? It is burning. Scans indicate that my vitals are intact. And yet I am shaking. Shaking is an indication of panic and fear in human life.

I am not human.

What am I?

Merasmus icons requested by @tf2strategist , enjoy your old wizard <3 (or not)

- ᴍᴏᴅ ꜱᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀ

Actually no fuck it sysmeds DNI, period. It doesn’t make sense to be a hypocrite and judge a type of system without knowing anything about them, so no!!! Ty to a friend for pointing that out fucking hell /gen

Psst...@cassthepilot

I drew Cass as a warmup doodle turned cleaner(?) sketch! I hope I got her design right, I know that some parts look a bit wonky. ;^^

Either way, *slides this over to you.* 💖✨

In honor of the second anniversary of his passing, I'm leading another community tribute for the voice actor of TF2's Soldier, Rick May, in the form of a digital zine! If that's something you're interested in, please fill out this interest check!! We'll be accepting artists, writers and SFM/GMOD creators!

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Howdy y'all! It's Archie and I'm back at it again with another tribute for the late voice actor of TF2's Soldier, Rick May. This year's trib

Additionally, while the other mods and I are still working things out, here's a carrd full of some information to tide you guys until the Discord server is posted next week, on January 21st! It'll be posted both here on my Tumblr and on my Twitter, @/enbyfroggy :]

Thank you, Rick May

Thank you, Rick May

A tribute zine for everyone's favorite patriot.

(You can also find last year's tribute right here if you've never seen it before!)

TF2? Don’t mind if I do!

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I want to see how many people are in this goddamn fandom