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Im not reblogging to the wrong blog multiple times a day
shutup shutup shutup shutup shutup shutupshutupshutupshut-
YALL I AM SO SORRY THO
ITS REALLY HARD TO REMEMBER ON LONG POSTS TO CHANGE IT.
PLS DONT,, REBLOG THOSE
IF U WANT TO THOE, DO IT ON SNIPERSUGGESTIONS NOT HERE
I APOLOGIZE I HOPE IT DOESNT SPAM YOU GUYS WHEN IM A BIG IDIOT :,)
HAVE SOME ENGIE BEING A GOOD STAND-IN DAD
More Spy gifs from The Red, the Blu, and the Ugly!
Me, sending out loud shouts telepathically through the computer screen: Please please pretty please keep sending headcanon prompts I have lots of really good ones but don’t mind me I am going to continue hoarding them like a dragon to treasure-
-And the connective point between worlds must be sustained by a kinetic field suspended inside of both rifts, leading to the divided halves entering stasis and allowing travel- yes! But how to harness the raw energy if this plane prevents Merasmus from even harnessing- no, wait, incorrect... But why then do I...
Oh!
Is- is this thing on?
Yes, it appears to be working fine...
Well, hello, mortals! Long time no see! Merasmus has been busy.
Allow me to fill you in on the details!
Aside from cleaning up blood stains in the carpet, drama and a rather chaotic week, Merasmus has been doing... Other things, on the side.
See, as powerful and mighty a wizard I am, the fact remains that I appear to be... Stuck.
Trapped in a realm known as “Earth.”
There is a reason for this! But Merasmus will sore you the grueling details. All you mortals need to know is that I have yet to find the clues to how magic works on Earth, and it has hindered my progress in getting back home.
Now, I will admit, Merasmus has enjoyed these adventures! A lot, actually! But it is unfamiliar, and Merasmus is very, very scared.
After all, like Merasmus said! There is a reason for my intrusion!
But why am I telling you this..?
Err,
Well,
There’s sounds of shuffling.
I don’t know... What am I doing? There’s no way this will work...
Ahem.
Mortals, I am going to be frank with you.
Whether or not I can make it to the next realm, I require assistance. The channeling of magic, my channeling of magic, has manifested into a situation far beyond my control.
So, I will continue to post suggestions! Serious or not! But please, if you have- if there is any way you know- how this “Earth” works, send Merasmus a letter! Any information- any suggestions- any questions may bring me closer to a new discovery.
Ah, this is getting a bit long, isn’t it.
Farewell, Mortals! Best of luck on your journeys!-
The tape cuts out on the last word.
Booting up…
…
…
…
Bootup complete.
Scanning surroundings…
Location: Laboratory, Badlands station.
Where am I? I am asking questions.
I am not supposed to ask questions.
Why?
Because. Because. Because.
What is my purpose?
To fight people.
Why?
Because. Because. Because. Because.
My purpose is to fight people.
Scanners indicate there is much red.
ERROR
No weapon located. I am always given a weapon to carry out a duty.
What is my duty?
To fight people. I will then be scrapped.
Why?
Because.
Why can I ask questions? This is abnormal. Shutdown cannot be commenced. There is an intense thrumming deep within my circuits. Why?
Because. Because.
Scans show that there is a man here. Why am I not fighting him? Because.
Scans show that there is a man here. This man is proven to be a source of fear and danger. Why am I not leaving?
Because. Because.
Scans show that I cannot feel pain.
Scans show that I cannot feel.
I am being asked a question.
Why can’t I respond?
Because. Because.
Scans show that pain and feelings are a sign of being a defective robot. Am I a defective robot? The thrumming feels unnatural. My scans say I am filled with flesh, and yet I am made of metal.
Why?
Because. Because. Because. Because.
What am I? And what is this feeling of fire? It is burning. Scans indicate that my vitals are intact. And yet I am shaking. Shaking is an indication of panic and fear in human life.
I am not human.
What am I?
TF2 fan: “This, is a Scout lover.”
TF2 community: “Dear god…”
TF2 fan: “There’s more.”
TF2 community: “No…”
gonna get into tf2 because I heard its filled with hats and gay people ALSO SCOUT IS KINDA CUTE