IM FUCKING DYING. THIS IS CANON, NO ARGUMENT WILL CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

I’M FUCKING DYING. THIS IS CANON, NO ARGUMENT WILL CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

Megatron would probs end up causing some big controversy during one of his rants or he gets cancelled on twitter for attacking a city or sumn and he has to make a youtuber apology video

He would try to get cancelled. This guy has been getting cancelled his entire life. Megatron would cackle in glee upon seeing his name trending.

A very stressed Soundwave would then tell Megatron to try and "make amends with his new subjects." Megatron would agree and make the worst apology video in existence.

Megatron is sitting cross-legged on the floor on a fluffy carpet in the room of a suburban house. No, the Nemesis does not have any carpet anywhere in it (except the Home Depot carpet samples Laserbeak likes to play with). Yes, Megatron seized control of someone's home in order to film an apology video in some teen girl's bedroom. He felt that filming it somewhere with fairy lights, white carpet, and mandala tapestries would make it "more authentic." It just makes it less convincing.

The authorities show up outside this captured suburban house. Oh, and the Autobots. I almost forgot about them. The red and blue flashes of cop lights are seen flashing in the room.

Megatron sniffles. "knock out please shut the curtains, we need the lighting to be just right for this video."

curtain clattering noises

Then, seconds later:

"KNOCK OUT STOP POSING IN THE WINDOW"

The camerawork is awful. We at first just get a look at Megatron's crossed knees. He then grabs the camera with both talons and tilts it up as the focus rapidly goes in and out. He's genuinely awful with cameras so it requires no effort to produce camerawork this poor. It's one of those early 2000s cameras your mom would film you opening Christmas presents with. Soundwave is struggling to resist the urge to take control of the camera and is doing deep breathing exercises.

There are splashing noises outside. Laserbeak is playing in the pool.

Megatron then zooms in too much and gives everybody a far too close look at his forehead. Since he's made of metal his forehead is shiny and you can see Soundwave and Starscream behind the camera in the reflection. Soundwave has his faceplate held in his servos. Starscream is poking the color-changing fairy lights. He... kind of likes them.

"i am sorry i attacked the eastern seaboard," Megatron says with a wheeze before then breaking out into a coughing fit. "and the western one," megatron adds. "also the southern one."

Starscream's voice is heard from the background. "What 'southern seaboard'?!"

"i attacked some country's south coast. not sure which one. but i am sorry for that one too.

Optimus's voice is heard booming outside. "MEGATRON. STOP THIS TYRANNY AND LET THE HUMANS AND THEIR HOUSE GO."

"my haters are outside."

Megatron begins crying fake tears. He can't produce them naturally because he's a severely dehydrated son of a bitch. Breakdown is offscreen spritzing him with a spray bottle in the hopes it will produce a convincing fake tear effect.

Megatron then grabs the camera with both talons, shoots up to his pedes, and then angrily point at the camera as he does a 180:

"FALSE. I regret nothing. It's not my fault you charlatans can't build cities that can't handle me taking a leisurely stroll through them!"

Megatron accidentally destroyed a Wal-Mart when he got high on dark energon and walked through it. This is somehow Wal-Mart's fault.

Optimus rips the wall down, barges in, and the next ten minutes of the video is them fighting each other. Soundwave grabs the camera and the camerawork is actually really good!

Starscream flies off with bundles of fairy lights attached to his wings. They're still changing colors.

Attention everyone, I'm making Transformers plushies!!

I don't know how many more I'll make in the future, but for now I'm starting with these three! Starscream and Soundwave are both based on their appearances in Transformers Prime, and Shockwave's an amalgamation of a bunch of different Shockwave designs.

Can't decide who I want to start making first, So I'm making them all at once! I'll be sure to post updates on my progress for those who may be curious ^v^

Also, I gave each of them a plush-related nickname: Shockwave is Softwave, Starscream is Starsqueak, and Soundwave is Hushwave

Hi, I noticed you like my post...I like to check the people who do that because I'm smol as slag...

I like transformers too, just wanted to say that...

*enderman teleporting noise*

Haha! Good to see another transformers fan!

Hello everyone! I’ve been inspired to start a blog about Transformers, specifically Transformers Prime. The ask box will be open for everyone, no matter their gender or interests! I will answer the best I can. I do headcanons, situations, and match-ups.

The only rules I have are:

1) No nsfw. I am a minor and I’m not comfortable with writing any smut. Sorry:(

2) I WILL do mental illnesses, but ONLY if I am familiar with them. However, I’m willing to learn, so don’t hesitate to ask, anyway. I will respond if I’m not going to be able to write about whatever illness you asked.

3) I only do Transformers Prime. It is the only transformers I am familiar with. Again, I’m sorry:(

Those are the rules! Now, please open that ask box and ask away!

As everyone knows, tfp Soundwave is touch-starved. It’s just a fact.

HOWEVER, I headcanon that during a checkup with Knockout, he’s inspecting his back wires or whatever and Soundwave can’t help leaning into his touch like a cat. He’s just not used to people being near him because everyone’s terrified of him and receiving physical contact is such an AMAZING feeling.

Knockout realizes this and decides to give him a back massage and Soundwave just melts. It now becomes a weekly thing where Soundwave visits Knockout for cuddles and massages😌

Fun fact: I’m autistic I’m gonna do a thing inspired by another person

Reblog if your blog is safe for autistic people or is ran by an autistic person!

oh and

Reblog if you stand against Autism Speaks!