For The Character Ask Thingy Tfp Arcee And Airachnid?

For the character ask thingy tfp arcee and airachnid?

Sorry for not answering for so long! I’ve been having a lot of stuff on my plate lately and kept forgetting to respond:(

ARCEE:

Sexuality: Demiromantic bisexual

Gender: She/They

Ship I have with said character: Suprisingly, Knockout and Arcee! When they were both fighting against each other during the train episode, they had a lot of chemistry and I think they both compliment each other well:)

A BROTP I have with said character: Bumblebee and Arcee! To me, they have an older and younger sibling relationship and I love it <3

A NOTP I have with said character: Arcee and Airachnid. You seriously think Arcee would ever forgive Airachnid for everything she’s done to her? Think again.

A random headcanon: She has a lovely singing voice, but rarely does unless she’s trying to comfort someone on the team

General opinion over said character: I thought she was well written and had a cool design for Prime, but alas, she’s not my favorite Autobot. 8/10

AIRACHNID:

Sexuality: aromantic heterosexual

Gender: She/Her preferably, but doesn’t mind They/Them

Ship I have with said character: None

A BROTP I have with said character: Starscream. I know he doesn’t like Airachnid, but I feel like if Starscream needed something from her, he would try to get along and find out they surprisingly have a lot in common. Of course, the “friendship” would end once he got what he wanted.

A NOTP I have with said character: Like I mentioned above, Arcee.

A random headcanon: Airachnid is amazing at stopping energon and oil leaks on her frame because she can use her webs as a temporary sealing agent.

General opinion over said character: She could have been a better villain in TFP, but was cast off too easy. 4/10

Date Night

🗍   Soundwave x Reader       ☰ 229          📎  Ao3         ☕  Kofi

⚠️ Fluff

Dating a secretive Decepticon requires creative thinking. And a Nintendo Switch.

After a quick dinner and a hot shower, you wriggle into some comfortable clothes. You launch yourself into bed, Switch in hand, and snuggle back against the pillows. A few clicks and you’re greeted by the familiar sight and sounds of Animal Crossing’s main menu.

Once in the game, you rush to the airport and button mash your way through the menus, hitting ‘I wanna fly!’ by mistake. Annoyed, you repeat the process until you get the dodo code and text it to Soundwave. Not that he needed it. He’s proved on multiple occasions that he could hack his way onto your island.

You decide to do a few laps around the chairs while you wait.

It isn’t long until the announcement that someone is visiting scrolls past on your screen.

You can’t help the little smile that creeps up onto your face, a bubble of excitement welling up inside of you. It feels silly to get this excited over a virtual date, but you push it aside. Soundwave makes you happy. You just hope he feels the same way.

The arrival scene comes up.

Huh, he’s changed his title again.

Accomplished Reaction?

You laugh as the cutscene plays and he walks through the gates, dressed in a hot dog costume and sunglasses. The moment it’s over, a little chat bubble appears over his head with a smiley face.

:)

Okay- I totally agree that Soundy is touch staved, and I gotta ask-

During one of these sessions, does Soundy purr?

If yes, did Knockout know about it previously? Is Soundwave embarrassed about it? What’s Knockout’s opinion? Does Soundwave do it while awake, or has he fallen asleep/into recharge and done it?

Oh also, do they watch movies? Lmao

Yes, yes, yes, yes,yesyesyesyes-

I absolutely ADORE the idea of Soundy purring!!! As much as I love it though, he doesn’t purr when he’s awake. He refuses. But unconscious...

It’s free real estate

The first time Knockout hears him purr is his and Soundwave’s second “session” and it’s also the first time he ever saw Soundwave actually sleep(we all know Sounds would rather die than not work). The medic’s surprised since... he didn’t know Soundwave, the most terrifying deception he’s heard of, who doesn’t make a peep no matter what, can do something so ADORABLE. He wants to use this new discovery as blackmail, but he doesn’t have the spark to, especially when he looks down and sees how content Sounds is in his arms as Knockout rubs his back.

When Soundwave wakes up in the best mood he’s ever felt, the first thing he sees is Knockout’s signature smirk, and just knoooowwwssss. God, the poor boy was so embarrassed! Knockout teases him to this day about his reaction! Ever since then, Knockout’s purpose in life has been to hear Soundwave purr as much as possible! He thinks it’s the cutest thing ever, and calms his nerves after a rough day, which is a huge bonus!

And do they watch movies?! ABSOLUTELY!!! There’s a problem though; they have different tastes. Knockout likes action films, especially with cars; Soundwave like sci-fi and sciency movies. So they came up with a schedule.

Monday, Wednesday Friday, Saturday are Knockout’s pick and Soundwave has Tuesday, Thursday, and Sunday. It’s worked so far, so they don’t plan on changing it anytime soon.

This is utter ✨perfection✨

SOMEONE CALL THE PATERNITY COURT

Experimenting with this style some more

I’M FUCKING DYING. THIS IS CANON, NO ARGUMENT WILL CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

Megatron would probs end up causing some big controversy during one of his rants or he gets cancelled on twitter for attacking a city or sumn and he has to make a youtuber apology video

He would try to get cancelled. This guy has been getting cancelled his entire life. Megatron would cackle in glee upon seeing his name trending.

A very stressed Soundwave would then tell Megatron to try and "make amends with his new subjects." Megatron would agree and make the worst apology video in existence.

Megatron is sitting cross-legged on the floor on a fluffy carpet in the room of a suburban house. No, the Nemesis does not have any carpet anywhere in it (except the Home Depot carpet samples Laserbeak likes to play with). Yes, Megatron seized control of someone's home in order to film an apology video in some teen girl's bedroom. He felt that filming it somewhere with fairy lights, white carpet, and mandala tapestries would make it "more authentic." It just makes it less convincing.

The authorities show up outside this captured suburban house. Oh, and the Autobots. I almost forgot about them. The red and blue flashes of cop lights are seen flashing in the room.

Megatron sniffles. "knock out please shut the curtains, we need the lighting to be just right for this video."

curtain clattering noises

Then, seconds later:

"KNOCK OUT STOP POSING IN THE WINDOW"

The camerawork is awful. We at first just get a look at Megatron's crossed knees. He then grabs the camera with both talons and tilts it up as the focus rapidly goes in and out. He's genuinely awful with cameras so it requires no effort to produce camerawork this poor. It's one of those early 2000s cameras your mom would film you opening Christmas presents with. Soundwave is struggling to resist the urge to take control of the camera and is doing deep breathing exercises.

There are splashing noises outside. Laserbeak is playing in the pool.

Megatron then zooms in too much and gives everybody a far too close look at his forehead. Since he's made of metal his forehead is shiny and you can see Soundwave and Starscream behind the camera in the reflection. Soundwave has his faceplate held in his servos. Starscream is poking the color-changing fairy lights. He... kind of likes them.

"i am sorry i attacked the eastern seaboard," Megatron says with a wheeze before then breaking out into a coughing fit. "and the western one," megatron adds. "also the southern one."

Starscream's voice is heard from the background. "What 'southern seaboard'?!"

"i attacked some country's south coast. not sure which one. but i am sorry for that one too.

Optimus's voice is heard booming outside. "MEGATRON. STOP THIS TYRANNY AND LET THE HUMANS AND THEIR HOUSE GO."

"my haters are outside."

Megatron begins crying fake tears. He can't produce them naturally because he's a severely dehydrated son of a bitch. Breakdown is offscreen spritzing him with a spray bottle in the hopes it will produce a convincing fake tear effect.

Megatron then grabs the camera with both talons, shoots up to his pedes, and then angrily point at the camera as he does a 180:

"FALSE. I regret nothing. It's not my fault you charlatans can't build cities that can't handle me taking a leisurely stroll through them!"

Megatron accidentally destroyed a Wal-Mart when he got high on dark energon and walked through it. This is somehow Wal-Mart's fault.

Optimus rips the wall down, barges in, and the next ten minutes of the video is them fighting each other. Soundwave grabs the camera and the camerawork is actually really good!

Starscream flies off with bundles of fairy lights attached to his wings. They're still changing colors.