Amaryllis: It Really Hurts That Everyone Thinks I'm Just An Ax Murderer.

Amaryllis: It really hurts that everyone thinks i'm just an ax murderer.

Thyme (Trying really hard to be sincere): I guess we do kind of use a very narrow view when thinking about you.

Rosemary: Yeah we're sorry.

Amaryllis: Damn right you are! i am woman with drive determination resources and a brilliant and creative mind! i could make Freddy Kruger look like the goddamn zodiac killer! and here you are acting like all i could do is chop up some fools with an ax!

Lilith: OK you are safely back in town and regroup at the inn what do you want to do?

Emira: I want to seduce Luz!

Lilith: You have played at my table long enough to know i don't allow players to use mechanics like that on other player characters.

Emira (Winking at Luz): Didn't say her character... Pffff HAHAHAHAHA! the look on your face Luz!

Amity: "Feral jealous girlfriend noises"

Emira (getting pounced by Amity): AHHH IT WAS A JOKE MITTENS! EDRIC HELP!

Edric: If you did not want to pay for the deed, then with the joke you should not proceed.

Emira (trying to pry her hair out of Amity's teeth): I swear to hell if we get points with Baphomet you better use them to cure that fucking curse or i will kick your ass worse then Amity is kicking mine! OUCH! not the kidneys!

Lilith (watching with exasperation): And this is why we can't tell Carmila about the supernatural.

Vee: Because the creatures of darkness have a culture steeped in casual violence that will make her fear for our safety?

Lilith: No.

Emira (Fending off Amity with a chair): OH laugh it up Edric at least i didn't spend the walk over here blabbing on about how nice the view was while staring at Vee!

Edirc (Eyes widening with horror) WAIT BOSCHA YOU MUST PERCEIVE HER WORDS ARE MEANT TO DECEIVE (Get's tackled by Boscha)

Lilith (Sweeping a hand over the carnage): It's because the creatures of darkness are a bunch of LGBT disasters and i don't want your Mom lumping me in with them.

Gus: OK Next question in the compatibility quiz is "Which Adventure time character is your SI most like?"

Luz: Princess Bubblegum Super cute always doing her best but with some underlying creepiness.

Gus: Jake, it's important to never forget as much as i love Matty he can be a putz.

Vee: You know you think this would be easy given cool bad girl vampire, but on the other hand Flame Princess.

Gus: Really? I mean i know Boscha has a lighter and doesn't smoke but still?

Vee: Gus she owns a flame thrower collection...

Luz: Wait that's real? i thought that was some kind of malicious rumor an enemy spread about her.

Vee: Nope i saw it.

Willow: I once saw her biting her lip while watching footage of a forest fire.

Vee: She complains about fire drills being a tease.

Skara: Her first cartoon crush was the fire bird from Fantasia 2000

Luz: Vee... (Looks over at the swim suit Vee bought for tomorrow's trip to the beach which has a fire pattern on it)

Vee: I know where i stand Luz. Fire was here first.

Don't fall for the exclusionist bullshit. They WILL eventually find a target that you feel threatened enough by to consider their arguments, whether it's ace/aro people, pan people, mspec lesbians...etc. Consider whether that group is actually hurting you by existing and self defining or if you've just been made to feel that way.

The exclusionist rabbit hole goes deep and for some flat out leads to TERFville at the end.

Radical inclusion and solidarity is where it's at and if you're still too stunted to see that then get well soon I guess.

Boscha: Well well well if it isn't Amity Blight

Amity: Well well well if it isn't Boscha...

Boscha: ...Do you not know my last name?

Amity: Umm

Boscha: We have known each other since we were six! how can you not remember my last name?

Skara: Ha! I always knew me and Amity were wa closer then you two were, right Amity?

Amity: Sure thing Skara... (Skara smiles and twirls her hand encouraging Amity to continue) Umm...

Amelia: Dude do you not remember any of our last names?

Cat: I mean she has to remember mine i only joined the group originally because we were dating, right?

Amity: Umm...

Boscha: What the actual hell Amity?

Amity: Well if your so great at this name stuff what's Gus's last name?

All: Porter.

Amity: Uhh Luz's!

All: Noceda

Amity: The Owl Lady!

All :Clawthorne

Amity: Lilith!

All: Also Clawthorne.

Amity: Willow's!

All: Park.

Amity: HA! Got you it's Half-a-witch!

Skara: ...No that's a really mean nickname you gave her...

Amity: ...that would explain why rebuilding our friendship has been slow going...

Luz (Putting garlic on the windowsill): That should keep that undead creep out!

Vee: Luz! stop trying to put up defenses against my girlfriend!

Luz: There is no way my little sister-

Vee (Interrupting): By 8 minutes!

Luz: -MY LITTLE sister is going to have her parasitic mockery of life girlfriend sneaking into her bedroom!

Vee: Where do you get off judging Boscha? Mom's dating a werebeast and your dating a witch!

Luz: My girlfriend doesn't Need to consume my blood!

Vee: Why did you put a weird emphasis on need?

Luz: DON'T MAKE THIS ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND'S RELIGION!