Gus: OK Next Question In The Compatibility Quiz Is "Which Adventure Time Character Is Your SI Most Like?"

Gus: OK Next question in the compatibility quiz is "Which Adventure time character is your SI most like?"

Luz: Princess Bubblegum Super cute always doing her best but with some underlying creepiness.

Gus: Jake, it's important to never forget as much as i love Matty he can be a putz.

Vee: You know you think this would be easy given cool bad girl vampire, but on the other hand Flame Princess.

Gus: Really? I mean i know Boscha has a lighter and doesn't smoke but still?

Vee: Gus she owns a flame thrower collection...

Luz: Wait that's real? i thought that was some kind of malicious rumor an enemy spread about her.

Vee: Nope i saw it.

Willow: I once saw her biting her lip while watching footage of a forest fire.

Vee: She complains about fire drills being a tease.

Skara: Her first cartoon crush was the fire bird from Fantasia 2000

Luz: Vee... (Looks over at the swim suit Vee bought for tomorrow's trip to the beach which has a fire pattern on it)

Vee: I know where i stand Luz. Fire was here first.

Eda: super villain's can be very cagey, so it's important to always keep your guard up!

Luz (Jokingly): What about when i'm asleep?

Eda: Especially when your asleep! what do you think happened to the last 6 kids i let take over the mantle of the Owl Lady?

Luz: ...

King: I miss Miranda the most

Luz: (Distressed Luz noises)

Eda: Oh relax it was a joke.

Luz: Really?

Eda: Yeah Miranda was a tool (breaks out laughing) sorry sorry it really was a joke!

Amaryllis: It really hurts that everyone thinks i'm just an ax murderer.

Thyme (Trying really hard to be sincere): I guess we do kind of use a very narrow view when thinking about you.

Rosemary: Yeah we're sorry.

Amaryllis: Damn right you are! i am woman with drive determination resources and a brilliant and creative mind! i could make Freddy Kruger look like the goddamn zodiac killer! and here you are acting like all i could do is chop up some fools with an ax!

Luz (Putting garlic on the windowsill): That should keep that undead creep out!

Vee: Luz! stop trying to put up defenses against my girlfriend!

Luz: There is no way my little sister-

Vee (Interrupting): By 8 minutes!

Luz: -MY LITTLE sister is going to have her parasitic mockery of life girlfriend sneaking into her bedroom!

Vee: Where do you get off judging Boscha? Mom's dating a werebeast and your dating a witch!

Luz: My girlfriend doesn't Need to consume my blood!

Vee: Why did you put a weird emphasis on need?

Luz: DON'T MAKE THIS ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND'S RELIGION!

Boscha: Well well well if it isn't Amity Blight

Amity: Well well well if it isn't Boscha...

Boscha: ...Do you not know my last name?

Amity: Umm

Boscha: We have known each other since we were six! how can you not remember my last name?

Skara: Ha! I always knew me and Amity were wa closer then you two were, right Amity?

Amity: Sure thing Skara... (Skara smiles and twirls her hand encouraging Amity to continue) Umm...

Amelia: Dude do you not remember any of our last names?

Cat: I mean she has to remember mine i only joined the group originally because we were dating, right?

Amity: Umm...

Boscha: What the actual hell Amity?

Amity: Well if your so great at this name stuff what's Gus's last name?

All: Porter.

Amity: Uhh Luz's!

All: Noceda

Amity: The Owl Lady!

All :Clawthorne

Amity: Lilith!

All: Also Clawthorne.

Amity: Willow's!

All: Park.

Amity: HA! Got you it's Half-a-witch!

Skara: ...No that's a really mean nickname you gave her...

Amity: ...that would explain why rebuilding our friendship has been slow going...

Vee (Currently transformed into a huge reptilian form called the Basilisk by her experiments and preparing to force the transformation onto the entire city): I won't lose another... disease will become a thing of the past after this.

Luz (In her Owl Lady costume trapped under a pile of ruble): Vee listen to me! this isn't the right answer!

Vee: There is no right answer! but if i fail to act then i am as guilty as any murderer!

Luz: I know what your going through! it's not your fault!

Vee: How could you know what i'm going through? all you do is drive around the city picking fights!

Luz: ...There was a kid... he was just standing on the ledge of a roof... when i tried to tell him to step away... i wasn't fast enough... Vee I know you blame yourself, but it wasn't your fault!

Vee: ...I-(Turns and see's the now unmasked Owl Lady)-LUZ! DON'T MOVE I WILL GET YOU OUT OF THERE PLEASE BE OK! (begins gently digging Luz out)

Luz: Vee look at what this did to you... Not just your body but your mind!

Vee: I... Please dear Titan help me your right... i could have killed you... H-how did i not notice the increased aggression... Has the transformation also effected my reasoning skills... Oh no what if my calculations were wrong... i could have killed the entire city... Luz please help me i'm scared!

Luz: Shush shush it's going to be OK Vee Eda and me backed up the files before you deleted the reversal procedures, you just need to go into the chamber and i will reverse it OK? (Hugs Vee) Big sis is going to make everything better.

(The next day at the diner)

Gus: Absolutely not!

Luz: Please!

Gus: Asking me to not report stuff is one thing Luz but i am not going to publish outright lies!

Luz: If anyone ever finds out that Vee was the Basilisk it will ruin her future! even if she avoid prison time, they will never let her near a lab again!

Gus: Maybe Vee should have thought of that before turning herself into a 9 foot tall six armed lizard woman with paralyzing venom!

Luz: Gus please!

Gus: No, that's final, i won't expose Vee or even risk it by reporting on this, but i will not publish lies to cover for her either, i'm sorry Luz.