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Goofy Idea Zora Never Learned What Having Sex Was, Due To Growing Up Alone In The Woods, She's Deeply

Goofy idea Zora never learned what having sex was, due to growing up alone in the woods, she's deeply sexually frustrated but has no idea what the feeling means or how to deal with it,

Made worse by Yoomtah convincing her that sex only referred to the biological sense, so everytime Zora gets propositioned for sex she thinks it weird,

Meryl: Sooo umm no pressure or anything when are we going to have sex?

Zora (looking utterly baffled): Umm already got one...?

Meryl: ...Zora did you ever discuss sex with oh I don't know...Yoomtah?

Zora: Yeah, why?

Meryl wordlessly walks over and leads Zora to the bedroom, Meryl emerges half an hour later, the sounds of Zora screaming death threats at Yoomtah and Yoomtah laughing her ass over the phone can be heard from the bedroom.

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