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I didn't know original Star Trek episode City On The Edge Of Forever was filmed in Mayberry
Martha gets a twisted kind of validation out of Mayberry's violent possessive behavior, she regularly flirts with people just to watch Mayberry beat them senseless then drag her home and angrily rail her brains out, and is just in general enjoying her afterlife being a bratty power bottom,
Mayberry insists to anyone who sees them that Martha is a slave being forced to keep her house clean cook her meals ect, because she's very busy with being a valuable commodity in hell as a teacher with up to date credentials who you can trust around kids, Martha is not her house wife, and she could care less about her, then rips someone's eye out for winking at Martha while screaming not to touch her woman,
Martha gets home from running errands and sees a bigger fancier and more personalized gift basket with her favorite whisky and moon shine various homemade treats and even that fancy jerky from cannibal town she likes, next to the destroyed remains of the one Blitzo left earlier, the card has "I love you honey" scrawld over with "That imp can't have you, you can't leave me! I will kill us both before I lose you! I own you! You are mine!mine!mine!mine! P.S. please floss and brush your teeth before kissing me after eating the jerky."
Martha (hugging the card to her chest): "Aww shucks Slayberry you sure know how to make a lady feel wanted!"
Let's be real...who didn't expect this? I wish we got more enemies-to-lovers for them. But, hey, better than their husbands pffff x3
