Me: *doing Something And Minding My Own Business*
Me: *doing something and minding my own business*
Anxiety: Well...Hello
Me: Donāt
Anxiety: I would be a shame if...
Me: No please
Anxiety: You would start to think about all of the embarrassing thing you did since your birth...andstartcryinginthemiddleoftheclass
Me:...Well fuck
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My grandma: (talking about our coat) Put everything in the closet
Me: *whispering* But I just came out of it
My cousins: *dying of laughter because they know Iām a big homosexual*
My bro VS Me
Me: *wears all black, wears revealing clothing, sarcastic, love art, is basically satan, brown hair, brown eyes, isnāt scared to say her opinion, take no one shits*
My brother: *shy, good person, wear the same thing all the time, blond, blue eyes, follow the rules, smart*
Love
Me: I'm tired of being single. I want someone to cuddle and watch movies with me in the middle of the night while we eat snacks with our army of cats
Friends: Well, maybe, if you start going out and interact with people, you wouldn't be single.
Me: You mean...leaving the house?
Friends: Yes..?
Me: And talking to strangers..?
Friends:...Yes
Me:...
Friends: ...You won't,
Me: Nope c:
Things My FriendsĀ has said
-You canāt eat 2 packs of donuts by yourself. You also said I couldnāt eat a watermelon all by myself but look where we are...
-I donāt care what you identify as...Youāre dead to me if you steal my food.
-Are you sure you want my help for being discrete, the girl with bright pink hair and is annoyingly loud.
-My brain is part caffeine and part meme.
-Is she wearing Pjās in school? Lucky.
-I canāt talk to attractive people or people at all !
-You look like the girl from LazyTown that turn satanic
-I only pray to one god... itās the one that create the internet
-Just be introduce yourself to them! I donāt think they would like me if I say āHi, Iām a depress piece of shit who eat a bag of Cheetos at 3am and is always anxious and insecure about everythingā.
-Why do people avoid me? Survival instinct.
-Why do I always date assholes? Maybe because youāre a piece of shit?
-Itās not my fault if I donāt have a...God...what is it called...Common sence ?
-I didnāt become a murder because it takes to much energy
Me:*Starting a show because of some actor that I found cute* why not?
Me:*after finishing the whole show in a weekend* this was the most satisfyingĀ emotional wreck that I had.