Maybe He Saw Me Calling You That?

Maybe he saw me calling you that?

Hi Jax! You don't know me too well but...I like your color...It'll do well in me and @ask-abstracted-kaufmo little cellar!! BOYS LET MOVE!!! *Scares Jax into a bag using corn and kidnaps him* (me and Kaufmo are in our villian eras.) -EVIL ADHD

AH- WAIT-

...

OH

FUCK OFF

★Jax is now kidnapped★

*sobs even more* I'm not crying u are...! *sniff* Thank you Kaufy!!! And I won't go boasting! You can count on me Ma'am-sir! -A very happy ADHD anon.

*Cries* KAUFMO!! PLS. You know what? Fine. Can I alteast have hispanic sweet bread and milk at least? -ADHD anon.

"Of course.. uhh.. let me see if I can find some.."

Kaufmo goes to find some sweet Hispanic bread and milk..

"Do you like soy milk-? Almond milk-? We got uhh chocolate milk too."

Yes~! Useless memories my friend! And you are right Kaufmo...We just need more medicine...Yeah. I mean we can trust eachother right...? We are the same mind...

“ You feelin’ alright there, Mo-Mo..? Need anything..? Like maybe uh, some stable mentality?”

"Another guest? Who are you.. you're oddly familiar.. but as always, welcome.."

The abstraction gently picks you up and then places you in a cage with pillows and blankets similar to every other guest..

"Comfortable? We got Hispanic food... milk.. Pepsi.. and Netflix.. although just staring at you hurts my head."

*sobs* YOUR LIKE THE PARENT I NEVER HAD. (this person is STILL not clear what gender Kaufmo is since they is abstraction) -ADHD anon.

*Cries* KAUFMO!! PLS. You know what? Fine. Can I alteast have hispanic sweet bread and milk at least? -ADHD anon.

"Of course.. uhh.. let me see if I can find some.."

Kaufmo goes to find some sweet Hispanic bread and milk..

"Do you like soy milk-? Almond milk-? We got uhh chocolate milk too."

Oh~! @ask-abstracted-kaufmo!!! Plan in sesh!!! WE GOT HER. And don't worry dear Pomni...We just want to do one thing to you...We promise not to hurt you~ (For context on wtf is going to happen check me and Kaufmo's chats on his blog.) [angst will continue in a few hours. Evil ADHD is busy on sundays and needs to sleep]

Oh Pomni~! You don't know me that well, but in the course of a couple hours me and trusted partner @ask-abstracted-kaufmo have come to terms on ONE thing. We. Want. You. *Snatches Pomni and takes her to me and Kaufmo's cage cellar* And don't you DARE resist dear. It's not gonna be a fun ride if you do~

-EVIL ADHD

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WHERE ARE THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS WAIT LETS TALK THIS OUT I BEG.

Hold on! *puts a label that says jax 1 and jax 2* There we go!!!

Hi Jax! You don't know me too well but...I like your color...It'll do well in me and @ask-abstracted-kaufmo little cellar!! BOYS LET MOVE!!! *Scares Jax into a bag using corn and kidnaps him* (me and Kaufmo are in our villian eras.) -EVIL ADHD

AH- WAIT-

...

OH

FUCK OFF

★Jax is now kidnapped★