The Great Thing About Toyhouse Is That I Can Slander My Characters In Their Bios. I Mean Like, This Is

The great thing about toyhouse is that I can slander my characters in their bios. I mean like, this is supposed to look like an official document cataloging the character in universe for theming purposes, and yet I write stuff like this.

Like this isn’t even the dumbest thing I’ve put on a characters profile, and it certainly will not be the last XD

One fun fact about me is that there is a pit in the forest. It is a part of me. I do not know where my reflection ends and I begin and I am so entwined with its murky waters I have begun to wonder if I am human at all, or if I am some creation of mud and wood given life against its will. When I die look for me in the pit. I will be in there, watching you.

Details for doing business with the Circus of the other (and making it out alive and with your skin intact)

So, you are an avatar or some other person wishing to correspond with the Circus of the Other for whatever reason. If you want to make it out unharmed then here are some things to keep in mind:

1: make sure to get a nametag from the Ringmaster, this isn’t for people there to know your name, no it’s just so they know not to skin you.

2: do not open the two delivery men’s coffin. They won’t stop you or anything but let’s just say you’ll meet a horrible fate.

3: do not break or damage the taxidermy or you will be joining the taxidermy.

4: do not bring C4 or other explosives with you.

5: do not mention Cirque Du Soleil as they don’t like them. (The less you know about it the better)

6: do not compare them to Cirque Du Soleil, as that’s basically asking for a death sentence.

7: Generally just don’t ask any questions and just keep walking when you see something weird or disturbing.

Some of these are the same but here’s mine lol

A few of these are just me projecting things that happen in my somewhere else au (school but a cult, Annabelle ruins everything, and Gertrude never becoming an archivist)

Some clarification for the “more spiral avatars” one. There’s only really two mentioned in Magnus, and only one of them had a major role.

I saw someone else do this, my predictions for the magnus protocol bingo card. This was really hard lol. Kinda wanted to do predictions on statements and such but it’s really difficult coming up with ideas.

The quick template I made:

Just got tumbler. Instagram sucks for artist and seeing how this place doesn’t really have an algorithm I figure it will be better here for me. So behold! The goth kid (Cain,) and his pet cat! (Blot)

Cain has trauma :) lots and lots of trauma.

Reach for the moon

This is my tma oc Caelus Fairchild. He is a hahah funny goofy space guy.

(We don’t question the scale of him on the Empire State Building, if it was to scale he would barely be visible)