; When In Joy: Smash Keyboard

; when in joy: smash keyboard

; the phrase " no one can bully my sibling(s) but ME !! " and others like that js .. Like I'm sorry ?? what ?? Like I have siblings, I know what it's MEANT to mean and that it's MEANT to be light hearted and ungenuine. But I've seen FAR too many cases where someone will genuinely bully their sibling(s) and instead of anyone saying " excuse me wtf ?? " It's js people being like:

; " that's siblings for you lol !! "

; or if anyone does object it's all " found the only child !! " like !?? UHHH ??? No, that's js bullying !! That's js fucking mean and fucked up and in some cases straight up abuse !! Like fuck that, that's not very sibling of you. That's not very decent being of you. What the fuck go apologise and then take the cactus that's apparently in your ass out and fucking eat it. ( pt: eat it :end pt )

; why do the phrases " I'm losing my marbles " and " I'm losing my bananas " exist. and why do we equate mental stability to having marbles and bananas. I don't like bananas. ☹️

; ID: a screenshot of a Tumblr reply by proudace reading " This is so funny to me, your interest in people is just "everyone is so hot, but good lord do I not want to be with any of you in any way" :end ID

Looking at queer discorse for me is like being the hottest person in the room that everyone hates because they’re so pretty. I’m pansexual, romance repulsed aromantic, aegosexual and gender queer. Take your pick antis!!!

; " asking for consent ruins the moment though !! " cool cool but what if I shoved a condom so far up your ass you abort yourself. Then what. Does consent ruin the moment still or did I reach your brain.

; someone js asked " are eyebrows facial hair ? " and I've never needed an answer more in my entire life.