Mirabel : How Did None Of You Hear What I Just Said?

Mirabel : How did none of you hear what I just said?

Bruno : I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Y/n : I got distracted about halfway through.

Camilo : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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hey! I was wondering if you could do a darth vader x male(or gender neutral idrc) reader? maybe platonic or romantic, maybe even a relationship that could easily go both ways? perhaps the reader is an apprentice of vader and they get to talking one night when they're alone on another planet, ending with them growing closer?

Of course! Thanks for request. I hope you enjoy.

Ahch is the planet Luke hid on it will also be the planet used in this fanfic.

Darth Vader x male reader (platonic)

Darth Vader had always had a soft spot for a young boy named Y/n . Tho Darth Vader always tried to hide his emotions for the young boy he saw as a son. Darth Vader had found Y/n on a planet that was dying and took him under his wing. Darth Vader had seen a little bit of him in Y/n. Right now Darth Vader was silently panicking because he couldn't find Y/n anywhere and he had to deal with the Rebels. " Sir , we've located one of our ships on Ahch. " one of Darth Vader's commanders said. " Set cordants for Hoth." Darth Vader said.

Meanwhile on Ahch

Y/n sat on a cliff overlooking the ocean. It was beautiful here. Y/n had been feeling confused so he left. He sat there watching some creepy play. Y/n was so entertained by the creatures he somehow didn't hear the ship coming near him. He did however sense Darth Vader when he came close. " Hello Darth Vader. " You said. All he was your master he still let you call him Darth Vader inside of master or master Vader. " You remind of apart of me I think was long gone little. " Darth Vader said. The two of you sat talking for hours. When you returned yours and Darth Vader's bond was stronger than ever. You two would always come to each other when you needed anything.

Arthur : Fred & George isn’t answering their phone

Y/n: I’ll call

Arthur: Molly and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Fred & George : Hello?

Bruno : You know those things will kill you, right?

Y/n , pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Camilo, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Mirabel: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Y/n : We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Tio Bruno will and will not eat.

Mirabel: Grass? Yes!

Y/n : Moss? Yes!!

Mirabel: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Y/n : Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Mirabel: Worms? Sometimes!

Y/n : Rocks? Usually nah.

Mirabel: Twigs? Usually!

Y/n : Camilo's cooking? Inconclusive!

Isabel: How did you… test this?

Y/n : You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Isabela: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Camilo: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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