Harry Potter Inncorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Based off a true story that just happened. From what I heard downstairs.

Fred walking back up the stairs

George: oi pull your pants up will ya?

Fred doesn't care and keeps walking upstairs

Y/n whose already upstairs who head everything laughing their head off.

Professor McGonagall yelling at Y/n: POTTER NO RUNNING IN THE HALLS!

James: yeah potter no running in the halls

Y/n: James?

James: yeah?

Y/n: we're twins. You're a potter too.

James: oh yeah.....

Molly : *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Y/n: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

George : I personally was created in a lab.

Fred : I just straight up spawned lol.

Arthur : Fred & George isn’t answering their phone

Y/n: I’ll call

Arthur: Molly and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Fred & George : Hello?