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More incorrect quotes from Cherry bomb and the gang

Carmen: Camilo, I'm sad. Camilo: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Cherry: Carlos, I'm sad. Carlos, nodding: mood.

Carmen: *Screams* Camilo: *Screams louder to assert dominance* Carlos: Should we do something?! Cherry, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

Carlos: Camilo isn’t answering their phone Carmen: I’ll call Cherry: Carlos and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Camilo: Hello?

Carmen: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. Camilo: Cherry: Carlos: Everyone Else At Carmen’s Surprise Birthday Party: Camilo: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Carmen: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Carmen and Camilo, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Cherry: Our turn, Carlos! One, two, three- vanilla! Carlos, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

Cherry: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Carlos: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Cherry: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING CARMEN WITH ME Camilo, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

Carmen, Camilo, and Cherry are sitting on a bench Carlos: Why do you guys look so sad? Carmen: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Carlos sits down* Camilo: The bench is freshly painted.

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Carmen: Shit. Camilo: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Cherry: OH MY GOD CARLOS FELL OFF!!!

Carmen: Why are your tongues purple? Cherry: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Carlos: I had a red one. Carmen: oh Carmen: Carmen: OH Camilo: Camilo: You drank each other's slushies?

Carmen: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys. Camilo: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap! Cherry: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!! Carlos: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting. Carmen: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

Camilo and Carmen

Carmen: So what’s for dinner? Camilo, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

Carmen: I made tea. Camilo: I don’t want tea. Carmen: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Camilo: Then why are you telling me? Carmen: It is a conversation starter. Camilo: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Carmen: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Carmen: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Camilo: Anything, honestly, but people with red hair especially Carmen, desperately, as Camilo bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Camilo: Oh! B positive. Carmen: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Camilo:

Carmen: It’s dark in here Camilo: Don’t worry Carmen I got this Camilo: *Stomps their feet* Camilo: *Skechers light up*

Carmen: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds. Camilo: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!? Carmen: No! Four to five seconds! Camilo: Too late!!!

Carmen, tending to Camilo's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Camilo: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Carmen This is such a bad idea. Camilo: Then why are you coming along? Carmen: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Cherry and Carlos Carlos: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Cherry: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Cherry: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean? Carlos: It means I was second worst thing to happen to those orphans. Cherry: but what’s the first worst thing? *Awkward pause* Carlos: Cherry, they...they weren’t always orphans. Cherry:

Cherry: I was thinking I'd do some magic- Carlos: You? Magic? Cherry, it says talent show.

Carlos: How many kids do you have? Cherry: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Cherry: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Carlos: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

Cherry: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes. Carlos: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD. Cherry: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

Carlos: You're right. Cherry: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Cherry: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Carlos's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get them out...

Cherry: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works. Carlos, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Cherry, standing with their back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Carlos. Carlos: How did you do that without turning around? Cherry: To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.

~I'm gonna do period headcannons next because I'm on mine and it sucks~

Encanto shitpost 1

Encanto is now one years old which means I have seen the creation of a fandom, I can cross that off my list now. Anyways here is post

Incorrect quotes

*The group is getting into the car* Marianne: I’m driving. Camélia, out of view: Shotgun! Caroline, turning to face Camélia: Aww! But you had it on the way here- Everyone except Caroline: WOAH- Caroline, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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Marianne: WHY. why did you give Caroline a KNIFE?! Camélia: I’m sorry. She said they felt unsafe. Marianne: Now I feel unsafe! Camélia: I’m sorry. Camélia: ... would you like a knife?

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Marianne: We need to get through this locked door. Camélia, give me your credit card. Camélia: Here. Marianne, pocketing it: Thanks. Caroline, kick down the door.

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Marianne: Tonight, one of you will betray us. Camélia: Is it me, Marianne? Marianne: No, it’s not you. Caroline: Is it me, Marianne? Marianne: It’s not you either. Carmen: Is it me, Marianne? Marianne: Marianne, mockingly: Is IT mE Marianne?

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Marianne: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Camélia: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Caroline: I personally was created in a lab. Carmen: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Carmen: What does 'take out' mean? Gabrielle: Food. Mélina: Dating Madelon: Murder Christelle: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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Carmen: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Gabrielle: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Carmen: Three of us saw it, Gabrielle. How do you explain that? Gabrielle: *points at Mélina* Sleep deprivation. *points at Madelon* Paranoia. *points at Christelle* Delusional personality disorder.

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Carmen: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Gabrielle: Several traffic violations. Mélina: Three counts of resisting arrest. Madelon: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Christelle: Also, that’s not our car.

Camilo: you spent all your money on THIS?

Bruno putting tiny raincoats on his rats: they go outside, they need them

Abuela Alma: So, if everyone was an animal, what would they be?

Bruno: A unicorn because no one believes in me.

Abuela Alma, eye twitching: Very imaginative!

Julieta: Is something burning?

Agustín, casually leaning against the counter: Just my love for you. (;

Julieta:

Julieta: Agustín, the toaster’s on fire.

Bruno : You know those things will kill you, right?

Y/n , pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Camilo, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Mirabel: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Mirabel : How did none of you hear what I just said?

Bruno : I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Y/n : I got distracted about halfway through.

Camilo : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

I saw this on Tiktok

Y/n minding their own business

Bruno: Y/n your abopted

Y/n: well that's not very nice

Bruno: By Me sign these papers

Yup I can see this happening

Félix: Is this the part where you tell me that if I hurt her you'll kill me?

Bruno: No, if you hurt Pepa, she is perfectly capable of killing you herself.