Molly : *Trying To Fill Out Legal Paperwork Stuff* Were You Guys Born AMAB Or AFAB?

Molly : *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?

Y/n: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

George : I personally was created in a lab.

Fred : I just straight up spawned lol.

Fred Weasley x Reader: Emotionless

A/N: Yeah, I know yet another swap of the twins with the gif. It’s all good.

Request: by @agentcarter24601

Warnings: N/A

The Weasley twins were well known throughout Hogwarts for their trickery. Most people found it amusing – until it happened to them. It was like Peeves had doubled and grew a shock of red hair, slipping sickening chocolates among sweets, swapping weakened chair legs for the sturdy ones, anything and everything to piss as many people off as they could. Y/N, regrettably, was basically a practice dummy for most of their stunts. The twins adored poking and prodding at Y/N because it was easy to get a rise from her. She could transition from cheerful to livid within seconds.

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Y/n : We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Tio Bruno will and will not eat.

Mirabel: Grass? Yes!

Y/n : Moss? Yes!!

Mirabel: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Y/n : Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Mirabel: Worms? Sometimes!

Y/n : Rocks? Usually nah.

Mirabel: Twigs? Usually!

Y/n : Camilo's cooking? Inconclusive!

Isabel: How did you… test this?

Y/n : You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Isabela: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Camilo: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

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Red handed

Pairing Wanda x child reader

Summary just some Wanda and little Y/n fluff the reader is gender neutral

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" WHO PAINTED RED ALL OVER THE WALLS "! Wanda screamed. " WASN'T ME!" Pietro ( the real Pietro because he never died ), Billy and Tommy all yelled at the same time. " Wanda darling I think I found the culprit. " Your dad Vision said coming into the room with you in his arms. Sure enough you hand red paint on your hands. " Oh Y/n what are we going to do with you?" Wanda asked herself. You laughed and make grabbing hands at Wanda making her heart swell with happiness. She truly loves this family and feels lucky to have all of you.

Bonus

Pietro: guess you could say Y/n was caught red handed

Pietro: what? Someone had to say it.

Mirabel : How did none of you hear what I just said?

Bruno : I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Y/n : I got distracted about halfway through.

Camilo : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Does anyone know know a good fanfiction for George or Fred weasley x reader where the reader is a thief muggle or witch/wizard thief and that's how George or Fred meet the reader is one of the twins catches the reader trying to steal something.

Could someone please write something like that and tag me in it. Or if you know something like that please let me know