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I like my men how I like coffee….rolling off my car. beep beep beep

I’d fuck them too. Show them things that would make them feel pure- just from the amount of unholy activity.

okay bitch go ahead summon the ancient horrors from another dimension ill kiss them

How does one act when they are called a MILF??? 😂😂 So….where are my kid(s)? I did I adopt someone?😂

Ooh, please wise potato assist me. It would be great

My ✨sparkle✨ is here!!!! I don’t like it…. 😂😂😂😂🤪🤪🤪🤪

not the orange man please lads

How it is in Tennessee currently....Not to mention the fucking humidity, my fucking ass is getting swamp tits.

LET’S GO!!!! I AM FUCKING READY!

It’s literally a week till my hysterectomy and I want it done like now.😂😂 I’m actually happy about this…a surgery I’m happy to have.

«🩷BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but. It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3🩷»

AHHHH 🩷🩷🩷🩷 TY!!!!

The fact I’m still like this.😌

I swear that this migraine that I currently have is out to fucking kill me. I want sweet death. It’s time to take 17 benadryl to help me and see the hat man.😂

black cats. rb if you agree.

It’s literally a week till my hysterectomy and I want it done like now.😂😂 I’m actually happy about this…a surgery I’m happy to have.

Ugh, my tits are fucking sore. I need John (Wick, Price or MacTavish) to hold them for me.My boobs are so swollen and they have absolutely caused my shoulders to hurt. They would rub them gently for me and help me keep warm.

I really miss him. I feel like everything has crashed down and I’m struggling to breathe.

I just want my baby back…

I’m so fuckin depressed, I found my dog dead from where someone hit him. I’m so sick of everything.

*doing paperwork late at night*

Price: This is homophobic

Laswell: … we are three minutes into June and you’re already on your bullshit

Price, pointing at her: Homophobic

Laswell: I HAVE A WIFE JOHN

Price: DOES SHE KNOW SHE MARRIED A HOMOPHOBE?

Ghost, sitting in the corner: I want to go to bed

I think it‘s very suitable, so I drew it💀

Breeding as a concept? Amazing

Mentions of breeding/getting pregnant during dirty talk? Outstanding

Real life pregnancy? No. Horrifying. Never. Hard pass. Worst thing imaginable.

Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. Then you have to send this to ten of your favourite followers ( positivity is cool~)🌈🌈

Spamming your inbox and messages because I love you and you’re the sweetest ever

I absolutely don't mind you in my inbox, babe!! I like my eyes, they're a gray that reminds many folks of storms! I like the way I am with animals. I like how I am able to feed folks and keep them happy. My thighs- they're able to make pillows for my animals I like that I have semi-maternal energy.

«🩷BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people you adore! Absolutely no pressure but. It's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out <3🩷»

I LOVE YOU BABE!!! MY HEART IS YOURS!

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide.