Remember When "kaitou Kid Kidnaps Conan And Whisks Him Away To Singapore" The Movie Cockblocked Endgame?

remember when "kaitou kid kidnaps conan and whisks him away to singapore" the movie cockblocked endgame? funniest shit ever

Clark is just a regular dude from another planet. He has no "super powers" as kryptonite is a sister planet to earth. He gets his powers from being the reincarnation of Danny's physical body, while his ghost rules the infinite realms.

Danny doesn't mind this and lets Clark do his thing, stepping in sometimes when things are about to go wrong. (e.g. injustice/tyrant superman is Danny becoming like pariah)

Connor is the reincarnation of Dani/Ellie, joining Danny in the royal family as a true ghost after years of having a painful existence.

When Clark meets Connor for the first time, he embraces him with tears, feeling as though he was a child he lost long ago. Connor hugs back as he feels safe with Clark.

Everyone else is confused :)

:0 yES! this is such a fascinating idea

"No/Nope." Two different responses from Dan and Nomad. This time both are grinning like maniacs and seem to have agreed on something.

"Alright! So," Nomad began, "This is my brother, Dan. We share the same parents, Danny and Vlad. Danny is our mother, and we refuse to see Vlad anything but the creepy next-door neighbour. I know Danny is male, and I call him dad, but he's our mother technically."

"Hi, it's really not a pleasure to meet you, and yes, we are brother and sister. Yes, Danny is our mother, technically. And, yes, we acknowledge that Vlad is technically our father, but we do not see him as such after what he did to us and our mother." Dan finished and confirmed with a grin.

You can see the confusion on everyone's face, the demon they had a problem with, the heroes and the cultists. They were all trying to figure out how their family tree worked now that they had a more clear one.

Found this old snippet and don't really remember of the context for it outside of being a joking exploration of how weird the Fenton/Phantom family tree would seem to outsiders (not even getting into how relationships might be classified differently between the human side & the ghost side)

Anyway gonna drop it here as a prompt lol

Mind the quick reference to dismemberment, there's no gore or detailed description and no one is actually hurt, it's more there for comedic effect, but still wanted to give the heads up on it 👍

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Nomad motioned to the towering, vaguely vampire-looking buff dude with literal flaming hair what the fuck, “Dan, this is everyone. Everyone this is Dan. He’s my…” Nomad trailed off and blinked, a look of confused befuddlement on her face as she let the sentence hang for too long.

“Huh…” She said considering, looking up at vampire-dude, Dan apparently, with a confused furrow on her brow. “You know this is the first time I’ve ever had to try and explain our relationship to each other and I’m drawing a blank and what exactly to call you. Uncle? Dad? Brother? Like, I think you could technically be considered all three.”

What the fuck did that mean??? Kon snapped his attention over to meet Tim’s masked gaze, the look of wild confusion Kon was sure was on his own face mirrored there. Around the meeting room confused and worried looks were being shared by the rest of the League. Which like, yeah, what in the Habsburgs was happening here for all of those terms to be applicable?

“Well, you’re Danny’s Mirror, so if you consider him your dad then it stands to reason I’m also your father.” Dan said, hand coming up to his - literally flaming, how did that work? - goatee thoughtfully.

“Yeah but like, I call Danny dad just to piss Vlad off.” Nomad countered, toying with her severed arm with her still attached hand. Kon didn’t think he’d ever get over how casual she was about being literally disarmed and just…not caring. “And I definitely don’t see you as a dad. Uncle?”

The giant of a ghost shook his head with a frown, “Implies that Danny and I are brothers, which could work but gives our relationship kind of a weird vibe. I feel more like his father than anything.”

“Gramps, then?”

“No.”

Nomad laughed, “Fair, wouldn’t want to take the title of Grampa away from CW. Besides we’re both half Vlad, so I think brother works best here.” She frowned, looking thoughtful, “Maybe half brother?”

Dan considered, “Half-brother could work. Though it gives Vlad more credit than he deserves.”

“Oh come on, can you imagine the look on his face if we went in together on suing him for child support?” Nomad asked, fanged grin wicked. Dan’s face lit up at the idea, and Kon felt like they were rapidly heading towards the two ghosts running off to go and go torment whoever this Vlad guy was rather then them help deal with the current demonic problem at hand.

“Can you please explain what any of that means?” Kon asked, more a squeak than anything else. He was starting to get a headache.

Oh wow, never thought I'd get that one...

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How would the ancients or other ghosts react if Danny, while reining as the Ghost King, reverted to the 'little baby man' tiny blob-y ish being? I'm picturing Fright Knight trying to coax him off the top of a bookshelf or chandelier

Okay but hear me out.

Y'all know that old phannon trope that Danny has to become a full ghost to become Ghost King?

What if Little Baby Man is what Danny turns into if he does die, because his ghost form is so young (another popular phan theory.)

And naturally Danny doesn't want to Die and has a break down when he gets told this.

But then Clockwork steps in and tells the observants "You really do not want to go through with this decision. The results will be disastrous "

And he throws the observants into the near future timeline (like he did with Dan for Danny) to teach them a lesson and convince them to just let the poor boy live his life so he isn't an annoying grimlin when he dies.

Bonus points if Little baby man gets to torture Dan for a bit. And he's stronger then Dan for comical effect.

Also I can just see the observants after they return to the main timeline looking traumatized.

Observant : "wonderful, his two bad timelines either end with him being a homicidal maniac or a deceptively cute maniac, and I can't decide which is worse."

Tucker: "umm...the one where he killed people?"