My Mother Just Described Sga As 'heroic Opera Music Followed By The Worst Moral Decisions You've Ever

My mother just described sga as 'heroic opera music followed by the worst moral decisions you've ever seen' and eye-

"Why don't the people of Gotham just move?"

Because it's a massive East Coast city but the property values are probably like $200 a month for a three bedroom apartment, and most Gothamites are like, "Hey, Bane never swore to break my back."

And here's the thing: you're not just moving out of Gotham City. You're moving into the rest of the DC universe. And it has hero-based power scaling.

Oh, Metropolis looks fucking great. But it gets invaded by aliens and robots and demigods, because Superman is there.

Wonder Woman's tangling with gods.

You go to Central City, and some Reverse-Flash motherfucker runs backwards from an alternate future and kicks your balls off at the speed of light.

You could move to the West Coast, and oh, an entire city just gets exploded by Cyborg Superman or some shit.

How about you move to Indianapolis, or Cleveland? Haha, no. They have no protector during the alien invasions, and you're in Cleveland

So stay in Gotham. Sure, you have lunatics, but you know that if you had a gun, you at least have a chance against the Joker or Riddler. Mongo of War-World would crush you. But Gotham just has creeps, and you know you have a chance. Even Bane, R'as Al-Ghul, Killer Croc, and Mr. Freeze are just slightly altered dudes. Oh no, Poison Ivy is going to kiss me to death! Who gives a shit, you kinda wanted to go out that way anyway.

There are super-intelligent telepathic gorilla warlords in Africa and the Greek titans are real and chained in the abyss

I started reading dc comics on a whim and i figured it would be one of those things where im interested for like three days and then forget about it forever but its been over a month,,

I generally don't like posting about a series or what have you until i feel like i have an adequate knowledge base about it and feel like i know what im talking about. But with comics theres just too much. So instead of waffling about it im just gonna post these now before i psych myself out of it again

Just wanted to show everyone my progression on my Teen Titans Tarot that I’m currently making! I should be starting a kickstarter soon (once I figure out how gdydhdjsj) to help fund the production of the cards!💖✨

okay i’m curious bc my parents were relatively young having me but idk what age difference is “normal” between parents and kids as i’ve met people with plenty of variations. so if you want, reblog this and tag (don’t comment) how old your parents were when they had you. my mom was 25 and my dad was 21. 

The sga writers: you should be addicted to shipping mckeller

Me: you want a hot girl to fix you so bad it makes you look stupid