Anyone Whos Seen Any Of My Reposts Knows Recently Ive Been Sharing My Yaps In My Head That Made Me Repost^^have

Anyone who’s seen any of my reposts knows recently I’ve been sharing my yaps in my head that made me repost^^have some yap:]

1:Duke joking breaking on breaking the no kill rule with dick over eggs is oddly in character lol.

2: FUCK YES A MENTION OF HOW DICK WAS THE ACTUAL SCARY ROBIN love him sm<3

3:Ive only got degrees on two charecters but I love em all and know a good amount on most of them so I can say I approve of every one. The dick one is so true love that, AND FUCK YES DUKE WOULD SO DO THAT!!(tots not bc I self project on him and and I do that-) I feel like he’d be great at making playlists^^. Also Tim’s XD it’s so true I feel like he’d be into podcasts and true crime, also documentaries in the background whenever he’s working on something that he randomly spouts facts from and makes ppl confused by why tf is that relevant???(self projecting? Me? Don’t be ridiculous! *hides my dozens of short term hyperfixations Ik random shit from*).

4: and ofc those two would be a car couple love em. Then Bernard(<3333333) would just listen and be the one inviting them to stuff like car shows^^

Part 12 and the second and final part of the Bats&Birds Q&A! Thank you again to everyone who submitted questions, I really had a blast with this!

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YES PLEASE THIS^ PLEASEEEEEE and also like I’ve seen in another post the second he disagrees with someone or someone says something even slightly insulting hed go ham on them with insults and sass that cut deep and bring up enough trauma to make a normal person cry..and then he just walks away and makes cookies with Alfred’s recipe and then just doesn’t share with whoever’s made him upset including the people that agreed with that person if there is any, why? Bc he’d be petty as hell.

Anywho i love him and I need to make it obvious<3333

The idea that Duke is the super well-behaved and rule-following kid is really funny to me cause like, have you read Robin War? His bit in that book opens with him being arrested for wearing red shoes (long story, just know he was also wearing a red hoodie that apparently wasn't a problem) and he explains step by step to the cop exactly how he plans on escaping before executing that escape perfectly by jumping off a bridge. He fought an armored Jim Gordon, the Court of Owls, and Damian who had been manipulated into joining the Court. Duke managed to talk Damian down while getting his ass kicked and then kinda befriended the kid after. He also has defied Batman several times and was proven to be right. All with a healthy dose of sass.

But also I do like lil rule-following sweetheart Duke so I have a proposal. Duke Thomas who follows the rules he agrees with. Most of the time, he's the sweet little angel in the manor. He's polite, he's well-mannered, he's kind, and he does what he's told. However that's only because everything aligns with what he believes to be the right path. The moment Bruce makes a bad call or order, Duke takes it to 11 and becomes more impossible to order around than Jason. Chaotic Good Duke.

REAL!!!!!!!! YES!!!! THIS!!!!! I HATE WHEN PPL ACT LIKE HE CANT COOK HE SO CAN AND HED BE FUCKING GREAT AT IT, HED MAKE WAY TOO BIG PORTIONS BC HES USED TO MAKING FOOD FOR LARGE GROUPS BUT STILL HE AND ALFRED COULD SO HAVE COOKING DAYS WHERE THEY MAJE FOREIGN FOODS SO THE SILLIES MAY BE FED INSTEAD OF JUST ALFRED AND HASON KNOWING HOW TO COOK BC I LOVE THAT JASON KNOWING HOW TO COOK WELL IS SO POPULAR BUT PLZ MOST OF THEM LIVE AWAY FROM THE MANOR THERES NO WAY THEY JUST DIDNT LEARN HOW TO COOK OVERTIME OR BY ALFRED AT SOME POINT HE WOULD NOT LET THEM LEAVE HIS MANOR (yes HIS manor fuck bruce he can have the cave) NOT KNOWING THE DAMN BASICS ON HOW TO COOK FOR THEMSELVES AND OTHERS ALFRED WOULD TOTS HAVE A ACTS OF SERVICE LOVE LANGUAGE BE SO FR RN.

i REFUSE any hcs that make any of the poc batfam unable to cook. don't you dare.

Tim liking mitsky is so cannon in my heart, Damian liking laufey fuels my soul.

AND AS ALWAYS DUKE IS THE BEST HES AMAZING✨

Been thinking about the boys music tastes so HERES WHAT I THINK THEY ARE!!

Dick: ABBA, Fleetwood Mac, Hozier

Jason: Beastie Boys, DJO, Steve Lacy, maybe also Hozier?

Tim: Phoebe Bridgers, Mitski, The Cure (hes the number one sad music fanatic actually)

Damian: I think I'd he'd like more classical music so maybe Laufey? He'd definitely like the Beatles I think!!! Definitely secretly likes the softer music

Duke: Frank Ocean, Fiona Apple, Childish Gambino!! King has great taste

I FUCKING LOVE DUKE FBFBJFFJFBF HE WOULD SO…ALL THIS YES, FULL APPROVAL👏👏👏

The Batfam as Things My Family Has Said/Done:

Tim: *having a casual conversation w/ Bruce*

Damian, whispering just loud enough for Tim to hear: He's not your real dad.

Tim: What the fuck???

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Bernard: *hugs Tim from behind*

Tim: *screams, falls to the ground, and throws his bookbag halfway across the hall, simultaneously*

Bernard: Are you okay . . ?

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Dick, mad at Bruce and siccing Jason against ahim: I'm running away to Bludhaven and it's all B's fault. He said I have to go.

Young Jason, on the verge of tears: NO!

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Dick: Yeah, I fell down the stairs today—

Jason: I'm not staring at you.

Dick: . . .

Dick: I fell down the stairs, Jason.

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Damian: I think I have autism.

Tim, on 0.2 hrs of sleep in 4 days: I thought you were autistic.

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Jason, crossing the street: Hit me with your car!

Dick: You have to stop doing this!

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Jason: God, you're annoying.

Duke: This is why your mom doesn't love you and you're going to die alone. I hope you die.

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Dick, trying to do the dance number from Newsies: *slips backwards and lands flat on his ass so hard he pees a little*

Dick: ahH—

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Steph: I'm afraid of escalators.

Cass: Why?

Steph: Back in elementary school, I had a nightmare where I was an Asian man and one of my Crocs got sucked into the bottom part and I had to say goodbye to my girlfriend for the last time as I was slowly eaten by the escalator.

Cass: . . .

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Tim: I'm this close to running away and being a hooker. This close. My fingers are touching.

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Steph: I'm the metaphorical radish in chili; that unexpected spice no one wants.

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Steph, splashing in the pool like she's performing an exorcism: The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost!

Duke, splashing back: God!

Steph: Jesus!

Duke: Your mom!

Steph, seconds from pulling under the water: ColoNEL SANDERS!

hehehehehehehehe>:D

duke: i'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship, and this gun i found in an alley