I Made A Sideblog To Describe Stuff On So I Can Describe Things I Come Across Without Always Having To

I made a sideblog to describe stuff on so I can describe things I come across without always having to put them on my main blog. I will also be reblogging other people's descriptions to here. I'll only be active sporadically though whenever I have the energy for this.

you can send me posts you want described through the asks!

if you see me reblog things without a description attached, that was a mistake! either I forgot to switch back to main or accidentally published something that was meant to be stored in my drafts.

[video ID: an orange cat laying on top of a person, kneeding into their sweater. the person is laughing hysterically. the cat then looks into the camera and quacks. the person filming loses it even more. end ID]

[image ID: a calico cat hanging upside down from a door frame, using all 4 of it's paws. end ID]l

My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”

[video ID: a tiktok by @/pippa.nich, where a video of a cat meowing is being looped back and forth in a video editor to make it look like the cat is bobbing its head and singing to "the way you make me feel" by michael jackson. end ID]

I think Tumblr will love this

thank you to whoever made this meme, it's a big hit in the lab and sends microbiologists into hysterics