[ID: A Video Of A Large Frog Sitting By The Edge Of A Pond. The Person Filming Is Offering A Worm To

[ID: a video of a large frog sitting by the edge of a pond. the person filming is offering a worm to the frog, holding their hand next to it. the frog turns towards the person, stares for a while, then jumps straight towards the camera with it's mouth open. the screen goes black, and the dark souls "you died" screen appears. end ID]

thank you to whoever made this meme, it's a big hit in the lab and sends microbiologists into hysterics

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'We now have a second moon!' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

The asteroid 2024 PT5 will orbit earth for approximately 2 months until November 25. According to NASA this temporary capture will start right at this moment (September 29, 19:54 UTC) if tumblr queued this right. source link

My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.

I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”

transcription, note that the text is cut off at the start and end but I'm cutting that out for clarity:

My experience has been that doctors will give you a clear-cut, understandable diagnosis only if you wander in with, say, an ice pick protruding from your skull. And even then, you have to pretend that you don't know what's wrong. If you say, "I have an ice pick in my skull," the doctor will become irritated, because he spent all those years in medical school and he's damned if he's going to accept opinions from an untrained layperson such as yourself. "It conceivably could be an ice pick," he'll say, in a tone of voice that suggest he's talking to a very stupid sheep, "but just in case I'm going to arrange for a test in which we remove a little snippet of your liver every week for eight weeks." end transcription.

why does talking to a doctor always feel like ur trying to prove u have something and they're just trying to prove u wrong

[video ID: a black cat watching a bar gymnast on tv. the gymnast is swinging around in circles and the cat is watching intently. at the exact moment the cat taps the screen, the gymnast loses grip and falls. end ID]