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Inside Out 2 Was the Hit Pixar Needed, but the Laid-Off Employees Who Crunched on It Are Still Hurting - IGN

Inside Out 2 is the highest-grossed animated film ever. But behind the scenes, Pixar workers grappled with crunch, layoffs, and an avoidance

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hate all the phrases that are sex-coded fr. The other day I was telling a friend “I just want more physical intimacy” and had to be like “fuck wait no” because I literally just want to be able to wrap my arms around my friends from behind and play with their hands or hair and have them come up behind me and tuck their chins over my head. “I want to sleep with you” but I literally mean I want to. Sleep. In the same bed. With you. Cuddling. Why is everything so difficult I am killing everyone

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

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Phineas and Ferb characters as things my friends have said:

Phineas: "What if we bred a cat to be like the Arnold Schwarzenegger of cats?"

Ferb: “I’ve had more thoughts today than you would be able to express in a lifetime.”

Candace: “Growing old with people is super cute but I don’t wanna be old cause like, ew.”

Dr. Doof: “Oh? So now it’s a crime to break the law?”

Perry: “How old am I? Well depending on the day I’m either 7 or 42.”

Isabella: “Well, he has a girlfriend, but she’s just a speed bump on the road to me.”

Buford: “Would I get in trouble if I just like, burned this entire building down?”

Baljeet: “If we’re tagging ourselves as TV Shows, I’d like to go on record saying that I identify as a TV fire of a person.”

Vanessa: "I hate it when people call me buddy. I'm not your buddy, shut the fuck up."

Stacy: “If the Avengers movies were, like, Rom-Coms, I would be into it.”