Imma Go To Flight Training Learn How To Fly And Become A Pilot Just To Know Why The Fuck We Need To Keep

Imma go to flight training learn how to fly and become a pilot just to know why the fuck we need to keep the window shades up during liftoff and landing

Oh My God I love hugs

Like literally LOVE them

They are so pure and nice and warm

Hugging a friend? Nice!

Hugging a parent? So good!

Hugging a crush? So warm and lovely!

Hugging your SO? My God wouldn't that be perfect?

I could just hug people for hours, nothing more, just hugging. Hanging out and hugging, chillin' and hugging, hugging for Hellos and goodbyes. And my god CUDDLING?? like OMG yes please!!

just

hugging

Y'know?

LIFE IS FUCKING HORRIBLE

SERIOUSLY LIFE IS THE WORSE DON'T TRY TO PROVE ME WRONG YA CAN'T CONVINCE ME LIFE IS A FUCKING FUCKED UP MESS AND Y'ALL BETTER START REALIZING IT BY NOW

A compilation of my favorite lyric-changed songs including:

Bi-derman

Bi-derman

Does whatever a

Bi-der can

Kiss a man

Sure why not

Also thinks that

Girls are hot

Look out

Here comes the

Bi-derman

(spiderman theme song)

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Spiders. In the tub, spiders in the tub. Come on now, SPI DERS IN THE TUB! SPIDERS IN THE TUB!

Stop! Wait a minute.

Why my tub got these spiders in it?

(uptown funk)

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And my all time favorite:

MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BEES TO MY CAR

I SPILLED

ALL OVER MY CAR

BEES ARE

INSIDE MY CAR

THEY COULD KILL ME

I’M ALLERGIC TO BEES

(milkshake)

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Feel free to add more ^_^

When life is going well but then your brain is like: yeah but what about that one thing that happened in 2013 and you're like:

CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT

Isn't it annoying to try and talk to people who don't understand Tumblr language like it's about 90% of what I say and I get so frustrated and people don't understand my jokes my beautiful hilarious Tumblr or Twitter jokes gosh people can be so unaware sometimes