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the-fabulous-bird
5 years ago

Sometimes I wonder if I'm really asexual, but then remember situations like

A friend: ugh sometimes I hate having big boobs, I'm an F cup, almost G...

Me, who has now only noticed she has boobs, let alone big ones: (・–・)


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the-fabulous-bird
5 years ago

Bitch I'm always nice if you feel us drifting apart that's on you hun


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the-fabulous-bird
5 years ago
the-fabulous-bird
5 years ago

⁦❤️⁩

I send you this heart,

Only an icon on your screen.

How can I explain,

What this heart means?

That this heart is not only a heart,

Because it's not,

Just a heart.

It's so much more,

Really,

Much more.

And it's hard to explain,

All that it symbolises,

It really is.

But you know,

I believe you do,

You know what the heart symbolises.

And even when you're hurting or in pain,

It's always there,

For you,

The heart.

My heart.


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the-fabulous-bird
5 years ago

Sometimes I like me,

Sometimes I hate me,

Sometimes, I don't even wanna be me.

Sometimes I'm better than everyone,

Sometimes I'm worse than everyone,

Sometimes I'm not even me.


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the-fabulous-bird
6 years ago

Me, texting with a girl: *smiling* oh no what if I like her?

Me, texting with a boy: *smiling* oh no what if I like him?

Actually me: *laughing at my own jokes*


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the-fabulous-bird
6 years ago

Shout out to the man with a rainbow watch strap

Shout out the the two girls walking down the street holding hands

Shout out to the man carrying a rainbow shoulder bag

I love New York City


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the-fabulous-bird
6 years ago
the-fabulous-bird
6 years ago

Me, non-christian: the final feast

Google: the last supper

Me: oh! Yeah! That! Woops


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the-fabulous-bird
6 years ago
[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR FIVE DAYS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 10 MINUTES]

[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR FIVE DAYS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 10 MINUTES]

@skoopert-moved


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the-fabulous-bird
6 years ago

I'm not sure if I'm a Dianetti stan, but that won't stop me from reblogging this absolute adorable compilation

#rosa It Seems Youre Suffering #from The Case #of Majorly Big Heart Eyes
#rosa It Seems Youre Suffering #from The Case #of Majorly Big Heart Eyes
#rosa It Seems Youre Suffering #from The Case #of Majorly Big Heart Eyes
#rosa It Seems Youre Suffering #from The Case #of Majorly Big Heart Eyes
#rosa It Seems Youre Suffering #from The Case #of Majorly Big Heart Eyes
#rosa It Seems Youre Suffering #from The Case #of Majorly Big Heart Eyes
#rosa It Seems Youre Suffering #from The Case #of Majorly Big Heart Eyes
#rosa It Seems Youre Suffering #from The Case #of Majorly Big Heart Eyes

#rosa it seems you’re suffering #from the case #of majorly big heart eyes


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the-fabulous-bird
6 years ago

The whole 'gays walking fast' thing makes a lot of "why are they walking so slow" moments a lot clearer


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the-fabulous-bird
6 years ago

I'm not bitchy

I'm not mean

I'm just a smol frightened anxious little bean


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the-fabulous-bird
6 years ago

I'm literally full on crying now because someone threw away the box of my new perfume.

I hate myself.


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the-fabulous-bird
6 years ago

My go to look is "cute enough to get hit on but not hot enough to get sexually harassed" and I think that's just sad


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the-fabulous-bird
6 years ago

Society has set the norm to a "regular" family and then flips out when people try to break it.

Wanna be a stay at home husband? That's weird

Want to adopt kids even though you can conceive? Why would you do that

Single mom by choice? So lonely you must have given up

Same sex couple trying to start a family? It's unnatural

People can be so ignorant sometimes. I hope that wherever you go you'll find someone to support your every decision💖


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the-fabulous-bird
6 years ago

Sometimes when I come across this post I think I must have been overreacting.

But no.

I was right.

LIFE IS A GODDAMN MESS AND I DON'T FUCKING LIKE IT

LIFE IS FUCKING HORRIBLE

SERIOUSLY LIFE IS THE WORSE DON’T TRY TO PROVE ME WRONG YA CAN’T CONVINCE ME LIFE IS A FUCKING FUCKED UP MESS AND Y'ALL BETTER START REALIZING IT BY NOW


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the-fabulous-bird
6 years ago

Being openly gay on the internet did me dirty because I was literally two seconds away from saying 'if I'll have a girlfriend' and outing myself in front of half of my class


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the-fabulous-bird
6 years ago
the-fabulous-bird
6 years ago

hey folks we got the 69 sex number and the 420 weed number, i think it’s time we get ourselves a gay number where anytime we see it we can say “ha. that’s the gay number :)” so anyone wanna throw some numbers out there as suggestions


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the-fabulous-bird
6 years ago

In case you don't find it very exciting I should probably mention that gay marriage is rather far from being excepted and legalized in my country, and it was so pure that no one said a thing (though I did see people noticed)

Today there was this pretty tough cop guy at school and he was lecturing us about electric bicycle, and he was like doing the whole frightening thing they do on teens.

He casually mentioned he bought one for his husband and once he found out how dangerous it is he asked him to stop using it.

And let me tell you, it took EVERYTHING I had in me to keep a straight face and not smile at this extremely casual mention of a gay couple.

(I’m pretty sure my friend looked at me too but I was determined to treat it like the most normal thing in the world, like I and everyone should)


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