Now In My Defense, I Was Bored In Class So That Is How This Happened

Now in my defense, I was bored in class so that is how this happened

After seeing the drawing that the lovely @funky-sea-cryptid made inspired me to draw it myself!! Like these bastards can and will chop off a finger if ticked off

Then we have my favorite bastard Megicula-can!! Who doesn't love a good asshole. This is from my Upsidedown Au and it is in fact true Megicula doesn't get paid enough for this bullshit. Honestly my intention with this au is to make everyone suffer and I hope it shows with the bags under her eyes

And lastly, some yami fluff because no one can convince me that Ichika does not comp on people, especially Yami and asta (she does it as a form of affection... Probably )

Ok Than don't mind if I do-

Sooooo, this is an Au based off of the Greek comedy ευτιχισμενι μάζη ( Happily together). In which: Astaroth and Licita are married ( obviously) but here is the kicker. Before getting together they were married and had kids with different people (don't come at me for this that is the plot of the show) Yuno, Liebe and Nash from Astaroth. And Asta and Nero from Licita

This comic is from when they go on summer holidays. Asta, Yuno, Noelle and Leo are on a different island then Astaroth and Licita so my boy Astaroth is trying to call every 5min but Licita won't let him

+ What comes after this is so goddam funny I'll have to draw is later

Hey, could I write a fic based off your magic immunity au?

baby girl i am giving all of my followers blanket permission to do whatever the fuck you want with my AUs (fanfics, fanarts etc) as long as you credit me and send me a link or something so i can actually see it

Did I really spend an entire teaching hour drawing a topless Ichika ?? Yes, yes that I did

OK now in my defense I was bored and I hate physics with a burning passion + SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT

Yami and Asta be out here showing their Muscle left and right while Ichika is in better shape than both of them. I also wanted an excuse to give Ichika scars...

Hello there,

It's me yet again with another Black clover Au but! This time it is fully thought out ( somewhat) and I know what the hell I'm doing

Moving on...

The main inspiration for this Au came from @gothiclolitafanarts they are an both an amazing artist and very funny at the same time so please go check them out!!

So the Au centers around the staria Family. Asta, Liebe, Licita, Astaroth aaannndd Megicula! The story goes as normal for the most part, with the exception of Noelle's backstory bc Megi is not with Vanica (yet) so Acier is alive and well. A lot of things are the same but with little (or big) changes more on that later.

Moving on the start of the story goes like this Astaroth the time devil somehow ( not even I'm sure how) leaves the Underworld and enters the human world. After a while of exploring he comes across ( in the outskirts of Hage) a cottage and a human! ( Licita) so after some heavy character development, he falls in love with Licita they get married and Licita gets pregnant. So far so good right? Well not for long. So after 1 month of pregnancy the bastard himself Lucius arrives at Astaroths doorstep for his heart / magic so in response Astaroth breaks both of his kneecaps. Successful putting him in a wheelchair so after that Astaroth said " holy hell me being here is only going to cause trouble for me wife and child" So he left the human world and went back to the underworld.

But there was a surprise waiting for him there, little Megicula was already manifested on his level and had yet to name herself! So my boi named her and made her his student. Flash forward 5 years later another opportunity to leave the underworld comes and this time Astaroth said fuck it and took megi with him.

You can understand where this is going? Heartfelt reunions happen my boi Dadstaroth got to meet Asta for the first time and after a long talk with Licita with slapping from my girl bc she though he left to go get milk they end up staying in the human world for good.

+ some art for the Au

Family Tree

The man himself Dadstaroth ( p.s @gothiclolitafanarts sorry I stole the tail from you version but I couldn't think of anything else)

Megicula, Astaroth and Liede look like you just told them a bad joke and I love it

Ok now the fact that Vanica did not tear Dante's head off where he stood is a miracle-

You are right I didn't really think of how Vanica and Yami would interact and how they would sympathize with each other. God I can imagination them sharing their trauma stories along with Ichika while everyone stares in horror😂😂

(Now put this into perspective Yuno chasing Zeno around with Zafer)

As for Lucius, he cuts me for the type of person that doesn't want his siblings to have any relationship because he sees them as a discussion to his and his sibling's "duty " to "save the world " . So he would try to break Both Vanica and Zeno's relationships and I think he would turn them into paladins in order to do that.

And now comes the angst🙁🙁 Noelle would be distort and angry at Lucius most of all but I don't think that Vanica even in paladin form would be able to hurt Noelle. She in her mind she has hurt Noelle Enough as it is and not even Lucius can change that I feel like the same would apply to Zenon. Also Noelle and Yuno would be hunting Lucius down like wild animals for using his own family as pons for his own delusions.

Also sorry it took me a while to reply

Vanica x Noelle Headcanons because I ship everything under the sun.... God help me ( @teyaamiran as promised )

1 : They both love meat but they constantly argue over what is the best way to cook it. Noelle on one hand prefers it made in a pot with vegetables and fancy sauces with rice, in contrast who Vanica on the other hand likes it grilled and salted with barbeque sauce and mayo with potatoes. Noelle says that when it is grilled it loses all of it's flavor and Vanica thinks that when made in a pot it is overdone to the point where it is bad.

2 : Now as you may have guessed Noelle is fancier, hell even her vocabulary is better and by that, I mean that she uses overly complex and unusual words( bc she is royalty ). Vanica tho is the a complete 180 from that because of the way she was raised, she is more simple and start forward, from the way she speaks, the way she dresses. For example, on their first date Noelle spent hours getting ready perfume, jewelry, makeup, hell she even painted her nails red ( vanicas fav color ) and was overthinking everything. While Vanica spent like 10 minutes getting ready and did not think a single thing more then once( I always liked to imagine that vani was raised like a Spartan )

3: Vanica is not a fan of big and fancy events that are commonly hosted by those of the upper class, while Noelle is somewhere in between it depends on what kind of event it is. If it is a magic knight gathering then that is her best, if it is a royal gathering she will come up with every lie as to not go. Vanica always complains that those gatherings are a waste of time but Noelle manages to convince her to go ever time. A funny little way she managed to get her to come one time was by wearing a very "reviling" dress and Vanica's overprotective tendencies kicked into gear immediately. If anyone ever tries to flirt with Noelle and Vanica is in the room she will simply get behind Noelle hold her hand and intimidate the hell out them.

4 : Noelle is the only person that can order Vanica around practically panhandling her and making her do whatever she wants but that is the complete opposite in the bedroom-😳

5 : Everyone knows that Noelle and Vanica are together but no one really says anything ( except for the bull's Mimosa and Lolo). It is obvious because where ever Noelle is Vanica isn't too far behind always looking out for her, Yami compared her to a guard dog once Noelle scalded him for it but Vanica made no move to argue with him about it.

6 : Ever since Vanica was a child (4-5) she always has nightmares every single night no exceptions so she is familiar with the feeling of waking up in cold sweat and it does not bother her that much anymore. As much as Noelle and others may insist that it is an issue Vanica just ignores them. But there are the nights were the nightmare are extra bad ( insert the Megicula fight, Lucis shenanigans and Vanica's abusive mom) and Noelle always knows when they happen. Because Vanica clings to her shaking and sometimes even crying.

7 : Because of the nature of vanica's job she spends a long time away from clover when the day comes for her to leave again Noelle always complains to her about it and asks her to be a magic knight instead even though she knows it is impossible. Vanica though always explains that she is the only one who is willing to do this type of thing along with Nacht. So they spend all the they are together before Vanica goes off again and Noelle goes to another mission while Vanica is in clover.

8 : In their free time they enjoy cuddling, training or just lazing around in bed all day like cats. Sometimes while Vani is in clover Noelle may take her on a mission with her and whoever else is coming along. Manga tagged along once he and Vanica almost killed each other so Yami has made it a rule that Vanica and Magna can no longer go on the same missions together.

9 : Vanica doesn't really celebrate her birthday anymore she only uses It to know how old she is. When Noelle found out she was shocked because she doesn't seem like the type of person who would celebrate her birthday. So Noelle promised Vanica to make her bday special this year. She planned the whole day out with the help of Mimosa, lolo and asta from what they were going to eat, to the places that they would visit. And at the end of the day Noelle would give her a special surprise 😳😳

10 : If they were in the Pokemon universe I like to think that Noelle would have Reshiram(Truth), Lolo with Zekrom(Ideals) and Vanica would have Kyurem (wuji the absence of yin and yang)

BLACK CLOVER HEADCANONS

Ships addition

The ships in question: Vanica x Megicula ( VanMeg?), Yuno x Leo ( YuLeo?), Lolopechka x Gadjah, Asta x Noelle (asunoe)

The hc will be on : 🌑Nightmares, 💍 Wedding day, 🧒 Kids, ❤ Love language and 🏀 activities they like to do together

ASTA x NOELLE

🌑: both Asta and Noelle have their fare amount

Of Nightmares, so whenever one of them as a Nightmare the other will do their best to calm the other down and ground them. Then they will probably cuddle and if that is not enough they will go star gazing

💍: Asta and Noelle's wedding day was large and grand even tho it happened in Hage. Asta's grommets were: Yuno, Magna, Leo, Luck and Gadjah while Noelle's on the other hand were Lolopechka, Mimosa, Nero, Kahono, and Vanessa!

While waiting for Noelle to walk down the aisle Asta was sweating like an animal bc he was worried that Noelle was taking to long and that something had happened. But Gadjah assured him that it was normal for the bride to come in later, so when Noelle came in with Yami by her side and the girls right behind her he broke down and started crying(p.s they hadn't seen each other before the wedding)

🧒: Noelle and Asta have two children an older girl named Acier and a boy named Isaac with a 5 years differences. Acier has long grey hair like Licita and has green and pink eyes, her magic is like her uncle Mercury and she serves in the silver eagles alongside her mother. Isaac on the other hand has short straight silver hair and green eyes, his magic in contrast to his sis is water and services in the bbs

❤: Asta's love language is both physically touch and acts of service. Bc my boy never learned what boundaries are so he can and will cuddle for hours on end and acts of service...dos it really need an explosion?

Noelle's love language on the other hand is just acts of service and maybe quality time? Idk bc of her childhood she never learned how to properly react to affection none the less give it to someone else( but asta, lolo and Mimosa are doing their best to help)

🏀: Asta and Noelle are both very physically active and they enjoy sparring, working out just anything that requires movement and that applies to their kids as well

YUNO x LEO

🌑: The one that was Nightmares not the most but entirely in there relationship is Yuno his Nightmares are not rare but they aren't common either they mostly revolve around the Zeno vs GD fight. What Leo dose in order to calm yuno down is hug him for you see Leo is like a warm blanket he may be sorter but he sure as hell is wider

💍: To many people surprise there wedding happened at the heart kingdom bc Leo was scared that his grandparents were going to crash it. So Lolo being the sweetest big sis she is agreed immediately, and so there wedding happened on the beach bc Leo and lolo have style+ Leo's grommets were: Randell, Luck, Gareth and Floga, while Yuno's where: Klaus, langris, David and Asta.

🧒: To cut a long story short, Yuno and Leo do eventually want to adopt kids but first they need to deal with both Leo's grandparents and see exactly what is going to happen with Yuno's heritage to the Spade thrown and go from there.

❤: Now in terms of love language Yuno is a Corben copy of Asta the only man difference between the two is that Yuno knows what boundaries are. Leo's love language is physical touch and quality time and I don't think that really needs an expansion. Like man's will make you feel like royalty and like you are the center of the world

🏀: In their spare time I feel like they would either train or sit in front of the fireplace cuddle up in blankets with a cup of tea ( Yuno) and a cup of hot chocolate (Leo).

LOLOPECHKA x GADJAH

🌑: Ok now look Gadjah is one of the lucky mf on the planet like he has no idea what experiencing a Nightmare is like bc he as never EVER had one ( and he never will ). But now Lolo on the other hand as Nightmares almost every night, now most of the nightmares Lolo does have are normally pretty tame but there are those times when they are not tame like at all. In those times Lolo panics like a lot and if nothing is done she will have an all-out panic attack so Gadjah does his best to came her down insert lots of cuddles, head pats and hot chocolate.

💍: So when Gadjah and Lolo got married it was like the entire kingdom was having a large Festival although the only people that were allowed in the era of the wedding, were those that were invited. Gadjah's grommets were: Floga, Smurik, Potrof, asta and luck while lolo's were Noelle , Nero, Mimosa, Kahono and Sarado. ( Ps a handful of days before the wedding many of the people left gifts and cards with well-wishes in front of the palace, lolo broke down and Gadjah almost cried )

🧒: Because of the law that all the Heart Queens must conform to they can not have any biological children. So after an attack on a research facility that did illegal experiments on children with special magic attributes, there was only one survivor a young girl with bright orange hair, ocean blue eyes and plasma magic named Freya who they end up adopting

❤️: As for Love language Gadjah is one smooth-ass bastard so words of affirmation and acts of service which is Self-explanatory. And for our beloved Lolo, we have physically touch like she will smother Gadjah to the point that he will not know what to do with himself and quality time, she is willing to do anything but her work

🏀: when they are not working they enjoy taking long nature walks which was one of the first family activities they did along with Freya! But beyond that love to cuddle with each other

VANICA x MEGICULA

🌑: Very similar to Lolo, Vanica has had nightmares even night since she was young ( like 4-5). But because of that, she was grown used to the feeling of waking up in cold sweat so in the unlikely event that she does in fact have a nightmare that scars her that much Megi will make her a hot chocolate and cuddle her to sleep. Now if it is the other way around and Megi is the one having them then she goes into full panic mode and vanica needs to sing to her. Vanica doesn't know why but it always seems to soothe her

💍: although yes they legally are married they didn't have a wedding! They just went down to Damantios's office on a Tuesday and some signed papers later there married. But granted Asta did give them the week off sooo

🧒: Alright, so out of everyone in this list vanica and megicula are the ones with the most kids coming in with 3! The oldest a boy named Arthur, with long wavy black hair and bright red eyes who in fact has two magic types soul, and curses warding. The two others are Twins named Anastasia and Julius, they both have short straight white hair and dark red eyes, similarly to Arthur they both have two magic types for Ana we have cursed blood and devil bone magic while Julius has cursed blood and devil spatial magic. Ironically enough Ana is in the silver eagles with Acier, Julius is in the black bulls with Isaac ( they are bffs) and Arthur is in the research facilities with Meg ( ps he has a thing of Acier)

❤️: Now love language is a little difficult I can imagine Vanica would be physical touch and quality time so she can spoil the hell out of Meg both physically and materially. As for Meg, I would say acts of service and quality time now similar to Noelle Meg was never good at expressing love and affection but Vanica, Sally and Makusa have helped a lot.

🏀: As of things they like to do together Vanica loves helping Meg brainstorm ideas for new curses. They will sit for hours on end talking about new ideas. Another thing they enjoy is cuddling and when the kids join in it is even better.