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So uhhh context for this Au. Noelle, Mimosa were out near the borders bc their families had business there. So they were out in the Garden playing when some Spade bitches came by and fucking kidnapped them. Why? Bc Vanica and Megicula want to try and see if they can give ppl to magic attributes bc they are crazy like that. Around the same time Mimosa and Noelle we're brought to Spade so was Lolo who Vanica managed to take bc A) She was a kid, B) the Spirit Gradions weren't near by a d C) Undine couldn't really do all that much bc the past Queen was dead and the host she had now (lolo) was a KID so braking the contract between Undine and Lolopechka was not hard.

So then Noelle and Mimosa get introduced to Lolo (and by introduced I mean being told "You three will be living together and working together from now on! So get along!" ) Needless to say Noelle and Mimosa cling to Lolo like fucking glue and Lolo takes on the roll of Big sister.

As for the second attributes the get is goes:

Mimosa: Beast Magic

Noelle: Dark Ice magic

Lolopechka: (Cracked) Star Magic

Picture this:

The world leaders after their monthly meeting (it lasted 5 minutes) are at a bar drinking away and we have: Lolopechka and Asta who said "We ain't get political!" are now shouting at the top of their lungs at each other about. You guessed it, Politics. Ichika and Mars are at the side destroying a table bc they are arm resulting, Mars is losing horribly and Ichika is being a bitch. Yuno is watching them and laughing at the insults they yeet at each other and being a fucking menus

Mine while, Finral, Fana, Gajah and Fumito have just walked in. They either want to kill themselves, their lords, or do both

It would be funny if with that marriage contract came the ability to see through each others eyes, be able to talk telapacicly and feeling each others pain

I am so normal abt them : D

Going feral over the idea of Megicula having a normal human eye (form Vanica) and Vanica (just like in canon) having a devil eye she keeps under the eye patch

Yk just married bitches things

Me patting Lolopechka on the head: This lil shit can fit so much older sister truma in her! : D

Uhhhh Spade Au April showers trio mems be open ye

Their are more.... And a lil fic

I will put both up in a min

HUH????

In all my long years as a Pokemon lover this-

I- what the fuck gamefreak??? I wanna talk with the storywriters RN

I don't really care about Pokemon, but I can't not share this clip after seeing it

That's true Lolopechka would never get mad an Noelle it's not her fault, as far as Lolopechka is concerned. But as much as Lolopechka denies it, she is jealous not in the bad way ofc Lolopechka would never every want anything bad to happen to Noelle she sees her as a little sister along with Mimosa and Nero.

But she can't help it, the fact that Noelle has something Lolopechka believes she, as a Queen she needs the power to attack do be able to fight against any enamys that come the Heart kingdoms way. So in a way when she sees Noelle fight, trane with whoever there will always be that tingel of jealousy in her gut that she hates herself oh so much for

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Heyyyyy! Nice to see you bud! Thanks for the ask :33. Let's see what I can give you

A 3-sentence fic

Ok, alright, breathe Megicula calm down. The devil took a deep breath through their nose and out their mouth before looking up from the paper with math problems and all over it. "Asta, I will ask one more time, it's a simple question: how much is 3 x 3?"

They have been at this for almost an hour, the captain of the bulls had dared them to try and teach Asta basic mathematics, nothing too hard. Asta grow up poor so Megicula isn't surprised he doesn't know the basic, but this, they had explained this to Asta like.... 4 times now! There is no way this boy is that stupid. Asta looked up at them watery eyes, he was going to cry "... S- six?" his voice was as thin as Megicula's patients

"..." Megicula sghied and slammed there head on the table, this boy who amaneged to defeat both Lucfero and Lucus Zogratis apparently can not solve a simple math problem... It's official, they are going to yeet themselves off a damn cliff

A Headcanon

After the fight against Spade and her return to Heart Lolopechka's relationship with Undine was-... Very much not what is used to be, Lolopechka got more distant and had Undine at arms length for a while. She was mad, mad at Undine for not telling her abt Saint stage but also at herself for not being strong enough so that Undine could tell her- to trust her with it. That made a big crack in Lolo's and Undine's relationship as a whole and sank Lolo further into her depression and self-hate.

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That was the only thing on her face and Vanica's Heart was caught up in a knots She is not weak no,no,no she is not like Dante not like Lucius not like Zenon. She barely managed to stand up, something was boiling in her Chest. Maybe in some other life this was her breaking point, the moment where she became a beast and tore her own Mother to shreds. But Vanica knows better, Mother had made sure of that.

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