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I was going through my memes and I realized I never posted about the world leaders aka Asta, Ichika, Yuno, Mars, Lolopechka (as a friend dynamic but idk if you like it, it could be a ship???)

So have some mems

I love them all so much they are a walking disaster (btw Fana is behind the camera as Finral crys in the corner)

Asta, Mars, and Yuno make a presentation called "Why you should respect women" but it's just filled with vids of Lolopechka and Ichika being domestic terrorists

And in the end they said "In conclusion, women are fucking scary so please respect them" Everyone was in shock.

Hold up I just got a cool 1 am idea, the world leaders villains Au :33 (they are the only thing on my mind rn I'm so sorry)

For Asta we can say he is a vigilante who is fucking manic as fuck with a killing problem

Yuno can ither be Asta's partner in crime (gay boy fr) or he can be a price of Spade which is under the rule of the Zogratis (it's a what if Yuno was raised by the DT )

Mars has taken over Dimond and has Morris as his personal punching bag, assuming that he doesn't meet up with Fana he is probably as mad/ insane as Asta and if he as meet up with Fana she is his queen

Ichika is ither raised by her shit dad and becomes as fucked up as him or she does end up killing him and becomes public enemy #1 bc that whole berserk form fucked her up really bad and now she is going to make it everyones problem.

Now for Lolo I'm not too sure I have made a thought or two abt a evil Lolo that wants to take over all the other kingdoms bc she has such a god complex or she doesn't like being the Queen of Heart and she and Undine argue all the time so when Vanica shows up she is suck by her but in a good way so more or less Spade Lolo but she said "Fuck Heart" and when with Vanica to Spade ( this can tie in with Yuno too)

Sorry if some don't make sense I'm tired and this was a least night thought so I may look at it again later

Picture this:

The world leaders after their monthly meeting (it lasted 5 minutes) are at a bar drinking away and we have: Lolopechka and Asta who said "We ain't get political!" are now shouting at the top of their lungs at each other about. You guessed it, Politics. Ichika and Mars are at the side destroying a table bc they are arm resulting, Mars is losing horribly and Ichika is being a bitch. Yuno is watching them and laughing at the insults they yeet at each other and being a fucking menus

Mine while, Finral, Fana, Gajah and Fumito have just walked in. They either want to kill themselves, their lords, or do both

Imagine how the court room go for the World Leaders.

Asta is yelling the entire that they weren't guilty, Yuno is just silent enjoying the Chaos as Mars and Ichika are trying to take down the entire thing down.

Damantio: You have been charged with, Assolalet and Batory, Property damage, several felonies, destruction of government property and Muerder. How do you plide?

Asta: WE DIDNT DO SHIT SOME OF THOS MY BE TRUE BUT-

Lolopechka putting her hand over Asta's mouth: SHUT THE FUCK UP- And let me do the talking!

Asta: BUT-

Lolo: NO BUTS

Mars: I think I found a corner we can destroy so the hole place can come falling down.

Ichika: Falling down on what? Us? Don't be a fool, I think we should just kill everyone in here.

Mars: Starting with that judge-

Ichika: Of course we start with that mutherfucker

Mars: huh, we can't we do both?

Ichika:

Ichika: I love the way you think

Yuno:

Yuno: What a lovely Thursday lol

Anyways, I chose to believe the only reason why those FUCKS have not be jailed yet is bc Lolopechka has Black mail. She has that good 200+ year old tea that's been brewing for far too long. So she walks up to Damantion and goes " Listen here we can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours"

Damnatio: What-

Lolo: I have black mail

Damatio:

Damntio: WELL THAT MARKS THE END OF THE TRIAL-

Even if he didn't lolo was more then willing to keep on going back and forth with him. She has nothing better to do and watching him suffer makes her smile. Till yk Ichika and Mars bust this fuck place

Yuno is watching and laugh inturanly the others be asking for help and he is like Nah I'm having too much fun with this

Lil shit

Till proven otherwise I chose to believe that Lolopechka is a native Greek speaker and has taught all her Basterds (The world leaders and everyone who when to Heart) how to curse in Greek

Imagine it, it would be glorious. Lolo would look on like a prud mom

Have some low-effort Paladine Wolrd leaders designs bc I was bored in class lol

Asta-The Tyrant beloved baby boy

Yuno- The Cardinal he is a lil sassy man we love to see it

Mars- The Exocusoner he is a lil man let him have his wife pls. I don't really like how he turned out bc I didn't have that much space in my sketchbook, so I will redo him

Ichika- The General, the lesbian of the group she also would like to have her girls back, I'm not sure abt the shoulder armor but we will see also GIVE HER 2 SWORD TABATA YOU COWERD

Lolopechka- The Diplomat, she is Girllbossing, Gaslighting and Manipulating everything and everyone along with Yuno and she is having the time of her life. Not much to say abt this one I really like it bc yk I'm a bitch for Lolo but I might change the hair idk

They are innocent babus they have never done anything wrong *Looks over at the long ass list of crimes that would have Damantio give them the death penalty just by the length of it*

Also the idea of them dressing in Black and white is just so perfect, black represents both evil but also knowledge, were as white represents good but also the lack of knowledge. So by having the black be underneath the white you are indicating to the reader 2 things:

Something that was very commonly used in Helen for Troy was είναι και φαινεσθαι, ειναι meaning "is" and in this context being used to repersent something that is true/ fact and φαινεσθαι meaning "it seams" with it being meant to represent something that is false/ not true more or less being used to imply that things are not as they seem to be. This works well with the black and white thing bc with the black (evil in this context ) being under the white it means that tho the WL may appear to be the good guys by trying bearing true pace to the world they are doing more harm than good.

Now in the case that Black and white are used as stand-ins for Knowledge and the lack of knowledge by having the Black (knowledge ) be under the white (lack of knowledge ) you are showing that the WL are drowning in there own ignores refusing to even consider the idea that they are in the wrong and are just as bad as Lucius.

Also an other thing that can be used with all of the WL is Tragic irony, with Asta it's very apparent. He unironically became the thing he hated the most, a man like Lucius

(pssss @cosmichorrorsarestillnicerthanme, I'm so sorry for tagging you again but I think you will find this really interesting, I don't mean to spam you so again sorry)

Lolo: Ichika, can you please slow down?!

Ichika: Nah! The store is closing, and I am in the mood for some Oreos!

Asta: AHHHHHHH! WE ARE GOING TO DIE!

Mars: Meh, this is fine to me.

Yuno: When did you get your driving licence?!

Ichika: I never did.

ICHIKA I CAN FEEL YOU GIRL!! I too would almost kill my bffs in a car crash for some oreos

Mars is being so chill till he realizes that if he dies he can't see fana anymore (simp ass) then he will start crying, Asta is using what he was taught at the church and prying for his fucking life yelling and shouting, ichika is one oblivious fuck head or she genuinely thinks going 100 in a 20 speed limit is a good idea, Yuno is flowing is Asta's sute but instead of yelling he is throwing insults and cursing out to all the gods he knows of, Lolo is regarding her life choices she should have not trusted Ichika to drive and when there going home she takes that fucking whell and is like a mad mom.

Ichika gets scolded and Lolo took away her Oreo privileges. They also ran over Damantio on the way.

They are very stupid

Mars: ok so before you hear this from anyone else, yes I am dating that coffee shop girl

Lolo flipping through the newspaper: Awww that means we won't be sleeping in the same bed anymore?

Mars: Do you see anymore beds in here?

Lolo: Huh, so I guess you will be my Bitch forever

Mars: Yeah, yeah please don't tell anyone, and by anyone I mean Ladros

Lolo: You know me

Mars: I'm serious.

Lolo standing up from her chair and going over to the bathroom: You know me.

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Ladros on the phone: THE COFEE GIRL?? YOU DIDNT TELL ME??

Mars: No- Wha, that's not true who told you?

Ladros: Lolopechka.

Mars: That gossipy bitch...

Lolo opening the bathroom door with the most sassy way possible: You know me~~

Mars: LOLOPECHKA!-

Ranking the Leaders by how many people they have killed:

Yuno. He has 2 kills in Canon and that is about it. He can't propelly Pick up a knife.

Asta. He yells loud enough to burst people's eardrums.

Lolopechka and Mars are tied. They have killed at least 100+ people.

Ichika. Has more than quadrable of every single one of them combined. The Yami clan murdering event is now just a once in a month thing. She wakes up with blood around her and thinks to herself, not again.

BASED AND CORRECT.

Yuno is a bean (as per usual ), he can fight yes. But lord is he a clutz (worse then lolo) when it comes to actually killing ppl, Yuno is one of those people who are hard to irritate always being calm and collective (but he really isn't )

Funny enough, I don't think Asta has killed anyone in the series EVER. except for Zagred,,, holy shit he is a saint protect my yelling boy at all costs. He is going to lucius to get his first kill rn,,,, so proud.

Mars, yes. Definitely, Bro was raised with murder as his only goal in life which is very sad bc when you look at Mars's character he isn't an emotionally dead killing machine, there is a lot to unpack with him. Lolopechka has the capacity to level the entire capital of Clover if she wanted to, but that's the thing. SHE DOSENT. the only thing holding her back is her morals and that she doesn't like hurting ppl unless she absolutely has too. They both are very tired and are in desperate need of 5+ hours of sleep and to cut down on the coffee

ICHIKA OH BOY WHERE DO I START?? She has the anger issues of the century, and abb that up with the uneasy at hino and boom, bloody murder every weekend. Fun for the whole family (the Ryuzen watch with popcorn). She is a lot like Yuno, looks calme and collected but is not by a long shot

Who is the mom friend in the WL?

If you said Lolopechka, then your close

Its Ichika. Ichika looked at those fucker and said "Damn how are you mf not dead?" And boom, she makes sure they dont die and looks after them. The thing with the WL is that they have a friends/ siblings dynamic and it goes back and forth

Mars: Guys, I have something to tell you.

Asta: What is it, buddy?

Mars: I am ... Straight!

The World Leaders: *gasp*

Lolo: Not even a bit of bisexuality?

Asta: Or pansexuality?

Yuno with his hand out: pay up.

Mars:.. what??

Ichika: Goodfucking damn it and i was so sure he was at least a bit pansexual

Asta: I know right???

Lolo: I can't believe it... Losing a bet to luck is one thing. But losing to Yuno??? My prid

Yuno: Didnt you get your tunge priced when you lost that bet to luck?

Lolo: still better then this

Mars: WILL SOMEONE EXPLAN WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING???

Not telling Mars was gonna make the bet 100 times better

They are the bigest lossers of all times and i love them for that tbh, we need to abuse them so much more and i have so many ideas

Yuno: Ok so id like a chicken rap with all the toppings and big soda and some fries

Yuno look at everyone else: Get those motherfuckers a cup of ice and thats it.

Ichika: I have never seen a more petty man.

Yuno: To bad

Mars still recovering:.....

Mars: Guys, I have something to tell you.

Asta: What is it, buddy?

Mars: I am ... Straight!

The World Leaders: *gasp*

Lolo: Not even a bit of bisexuality?

Asta: Or pansexuality?

Yuno with his hand out: pay up.

Mars:.. what??

Ichika: Goodfucking damn it and i was so sure he was at least a bit pansexual

Asta: I know right???

Lolo: I can't believe it... Losing a bet to luck is one thing. But losing to Yuno??? My prid

Yuno: Didnt you get your tunge priced when you lost that bet to luck?

Lolo: still better then this

Mars: WILL SOMEONE EXPLAN WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING???

Ichika: ok fine thats fair, we starteled this man enough

Lolo: True....

Mars: How many bets have you made like this..

Yuno: considering you are taking part in some of them i figured you can do the math

Asta: yeah.....

Mars: God damn-

Ichika: you can say that again

Mars: Guys, I have something to tell you.

Asta: What is it, buddy?

Mars: I am ... Straight!

The World Leaders: *gasp*

Lolo: Not even a bit of bisexuality?

Asta: Or pansexuality?

Yuno with his hand out: pay up.

Mars:.. what??

Ichika: Goodfucking damn it and i was so sure he was at least a bit pansexual

Asta: I know right???

Lolo: I can't believe it... Losing a bet to luck is one thing. But losing to Yuno??? My prid

Yuno: Didnt you get your tunge priced when you lost that bet to luck?

Lolo: still better then this

Mars: WILL SOMEONE EXPLAN WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING???

* After a night of drinking *

Ichika: Uhhh my head, what the hell did we do last night??

Lolopechka with her head in her hand holding up a whiteboard to Ichika: We- we fucking reinvented the wheel, I guess????

Ichika: What.

Mars: Why the heck didn't you tell me you knew quanton mechanics??

Asta rubbing his nose: I DONT!! I WAS FUCK UP LAST NIGHT!!

Yuno: Shit- guys,,, Captain William is calling..

Lolopechka without skepping a beat: Dont pick up.

Ichika: Yeah, please dont.

Yuno: I- cant

Mars: Fuck you mean? Ofc you can

Mars is the type of Cishet man to go to a pride parade to support his bi girlfriend.

He is THE Straight Ally

EJDNEJF EG

THIS IS. SO FUCKING TRUE MAN

He is just sitting thier with a shirt that says smt like 'U gay?!? No Way!!' And is mad chilling, only thing on this mans mind is "pretty girlfriend.."

Does he carry everything tho? Yes. Yes he does, He prepared himself by carrying all the groceries in one go. A true gentleman