I Always Have And Always Will See The Spirit Guardians As Lolopechka's Family, We Have Local Teen Dads

I always have and always will see the Spirit Guardians as Lolopechka's family, we have local Teen Dads Patrof and Smurki (they have co-parent lolo since she was a kid), Sarado overprotective lesbian big sister, Floga supportive big bro (we all should love this man) and Gajah dear boyfriend/ husband or gay beasty (it depends on who I'm gonna ship lolo with)

I can see Mars standing in front of a PowerPoint presentation with the most excited look on his face as he explens the best way to kill a man, Ichika is just basking in his wisdom and maneged to fill up a whole notebook. The others are just as amazed

Asta: Grace us with your wisdom Mars-sensai

Mars: : D

@kcuf-ad we can both agree that if the world leaders were villains (or became paladins) everyone would be fucked right? Like,,, game over immediately no questions asked

YES, YES YOU MAY SET THIS FUCKING STAGE-

Ok hold on let me see if I get this right, so Lucus in all his motherfuckery said "Hey as a way to mentally fuck everyone up so bad so there won't be a resistance on my ass let's fucking mentally and physically break the flaw of the world and turn him into the ultimate weapon" Jesus Christ alive that is such a cool idea. AND IT FUCKING WORKED

Everyone would be in utter shock, seeing Asta fall like that slowly they would lose hope, I can imagine that Yuno, Mars, Lolopechka, and Ichika are next on the coping block after Asta. Turning them into Paladins to give the final blow to the world so no one can resist him

Lucius in simple words just fused Asta and Liebe and the physical aspect of Lucifero's power along with his own twisted morals and the ruthless nature of devils, which is why ultimately when Asta frees himself and the others from Lucius he is so fucked up in the head and turns into The Tyrant. He wants to do good but because he has Lucius's mindset and becoming more ruthless (thanks Lucifero) he ends up being worse the Luciuse in every way.

Yuno, Mars, Lolopechka and Ichika we're turned into Paladins sharing Lucius's mindset but once Asta frees them from Luciuse's control they still have that because Asta himself is also broken and by freeing the others he "broke" them as well causing them to turn into The Cradina, The Exocusener, The General and The Diplomat with all remnants of there former self being mostly lossed to them. The only thing left is there love for the ppl they hold close and the ppl of ther kingdoms but at this point it has turned into a toxic kind of obsession.

They want to help, but they are cousing more harm then good, they believe that they are in ther right and that they others are just being hasten because they are a little different then before. So they will do what any good leader is to do and push them in the right direction... With or without the use of force.

Paladin World Leader AU

Asta

The Tyrant Lord Of Overwhelming Force, Eliminating All Opposition without mercy

Yuno

The Cardinal Of Atrophy And Destruction, Quietly Influencing Everything With His Words

Mars

The Executioner Who Razes All Who Stand Before Him In Hope Of Creating True Order

Lolopecheka

The Diplomat Who Erases All Who Oppose Her And Her Allies With Horrible Hex’s

Ichika

The General Who Conquers And Unifies All Under The Tyrant With Her Dark Powers

I-

COSMIC????? BRO, WE NEED TO LET YOU COOK MORE OFTEN

I was out walking my dog when I saw this and I almost yelled, I had a vivid idea of what "Villens" world leaders would look but with this you enabled me so fucking bad, this will be the only thing I can think about for the next week and a half holy shit

Ok so I have ideas for this Au, lets say Lucius managed to paladin the WL everything goes to shit and Lucius "wins" but there is a resistants of ppl standing agents him, Asta because of his anti-magic was paladined "wrong" so he has the same beliefs as Lucius but he doesn't think Lucius is up of the task of making a peaceful world. So he frees the others and they fight against Lucius to which they ofc win

So now they are in control, more control then have ever been in. They will fix everything, gods and fait be damned. There friends and families will come to see things the way they do eventually... They just need a "gentle" push in the right direction

Also I can see that they do have devil attributes form what I can guess Lolo with Megiculas, Ichika with Lucifuges, Mars with Baals (Damantios devil), Asta dosn't have one, and Yuno may be with Lucifero but I'm not sure. Also they are definitely a lil Yandari yk as much as an elephants foot lol

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

Have some low-effort Paladine Wolrd leaders designs bc I was bored in class lol

Asta-The Tyrant beloved baby boy

Yuno- The Cardinal he is a lil sassy man we love to see it

Mars- The Exocusoner he is a lil man let him have his wife pls. I don't really like how he turned out bc I didn't have that much space in my sketchbook, so I will redo him

Ichika- The General, the lesbian of the group she also would like to have her girls back, I'm not sure abt the shoulder armor but we will see also GIVE HER 2 SWORD TABATA YOU COWERD

Lolopechka- The Diplomat, she is Girllbossing, Gaslighting and Manipulating everything and everyone along with Yuno and she is having the time of her life. Not much to say abt this one I really like it bc yk I'm a bitch for Lolo but I might change the hair idk

They are innocent babus they have never done anything wrong *Looks over at the long ass list of crimes that would have Damantio give them the death penalty just by the length of it*

Also the idea of them dressing in Black and white is just so perfect, black represents both evil but also knowledge, were as white represents good but also the lack of knowledge. So by having the black be underneath the white you are indicating to the reader 2 things:

Something that was very commonly used in Helen for Troy was είναι και φαινεσθαι, ειναι meaning "is" and in this context being used to repersent something that is true/ fact and φαινεσθαι meaning "it seams" with it being meant to represent something that is false/ not true more or less being used to imply that things are not as they seem to be. This works well with the black and white thing bc with the black (evil in this context ) being under the white it means that tho the WL may appear to be the good guys by trying bearing true pace to the world they are doing more harm than good.

Now in the case that Black and white are used as stand-ins for Knowledge and the lack of knowledge by having the Black (knowledge ) be under the white (lack of knowledge ) you are showing that the WL are drowning in there own ignores refusing to even consider the idea that they are in the wrong and are just as bad as Lucius.

Also an other thing that can be used with all of the WL is Tragic irony, with Asta it's very apparent. He unironically became the thing he hated the most, a man like Lucius

(pssss @cosmichorrorsarestillnicerthanme, I'm so sorry for tagging you again but I think you will find this really interesting, I don't mean to spam you so again sorry)

Asta vs Licht is a fight I would pay to see like no joke

Lolopechka as the diplomat pulled up to the elfs and was like "We can do this the easy way or the heard way, the choice is yours" Licht said "oh fuck nah tell Asta to meet me at my head"

Lolo: Alright but, don't say I didn't worn you Sir Licht, she goes back and Asta is ecstatic to fight light and tells the others while he is fighting to go after the elves in Elysium ( that's where they were ariunaly from and how Lolo found there ass)

Also Ichika being a lil shit my beloved

For the Paladin Wolrd Leaders Au,

I think it would be a fun idea if the elves were brought back from the dead with the help of Dryad. This is an idea I have fallen in love with thanks to my friends @/t-f-t and @/funky-sea-cryptid they are your local elf lovers and have made a hole ass websites dedicated to there HC about the panthions, the elfs, the devil etc

And I think it would be a nice add on to the Au ( Yes for angst purposes, the elfs are fun to hurt :33) I'm not saying that you should 100% agree with this haven no. I'm just throwing it out there as a fun lil idea

Oh I like it, Licht 2.0 suffering a similar fate as the original, it'll be even more fun considering Licht would be able to come back and see the fate his successor has suffered.

The Tyrant V.S. The Chieftain.

Licht: Asta...

Asta: Ser Licht? Hmm... it seems Ichika was right about there being a reason we found such a large concentration of Mana in somewhere like this. She's going to be insufferable when I get back.

Licht: ...No, Tyrant, you won't be going back to wherever you came from, this ends now.

Asta: HAH! *Gestures to the demon skull they are both standing in* And here I thought you used to have a big head!

Licht: *narrows his eyes* Maybe, but I still have the power to back my claims up, do you?

Asta: *Smirks* why don't you come and see, Chieftain Of The Elves!

Who do you think of the World Leaders do you think can handle the most amount of alchohol before passing out?

Oh! Easy Ichika, listen her dad was a drunk and from what we have seen Yami can hold his aclohol so Ichika takes it like a champ

Next person is Lolopechka, no real reason why I just think it's funny, right after her we got Asta it really depends on what he is drinking, then last we got Yuno and Mars the can't hold there alcohol for SHIT they will have half a cup and lusse it

When they get drunk Lolo and Asta yell at each other abt policies, Ichika and Mars will get into a fist fight as Yuno watches and laughs