She Is A Local Failure Girl Let Her Be

She is a local failure girl let her be

Black Clover men: I love a woman that can kick my ass.

I was watching Spider man 2 and my head when into overdrive, now I really like the idea Lolo with the Venome symbiote

Full on aggression, she is not herself Noelle and Gajah can tell but she is almost killed Gajah for crying out loud. Lolo thinks the suite is helping her be better when in reality it's hurting everyone around her

Hey, Hey Lolopechka as spider woman and Noelle as miles :33 ( Yes I have some art for it ) and make my boy Gajah MJ

Art of it? That is cool to know!

Lolopechka is going to accidently beat all of her enemies by webbing them up as she trips on the ground.

Noelle is shaking her head, "Like really?"

Gaja has a medical kit with him at all times.

Paladin World Leader AU

Asta

The Tyrant Lord Of Overwhelming Force, Eliminating All Opposition without mercy

Yuno

The Cardinal Of Atrophy And Destruction, Quietly Influencing Everything With His Words

Mars

The Executioner Who Razes All Who Stand Before Him In Hope Of Creating True Order

Lolopecheka

The Diplomat Who Erases All Who Oppose Her And Her Allies With Horrible Hex’s

Ichika

The General Who Conquers And Unifies All Under The Tyrant With Her Dark Powers

I-

COSMIC????? BRO, WE NEED TO LET YOU COOK MORE OFTEN

I was out walking my dog when I saw this and I almost yelled, I had a vivid idea of what "Villens" world leaders would look but with this you enabled me so fucking bad, this will be the only thing I can think about for the next week and a half holy shit

Ok so I have ideas for this Au, lets say Lucius managed to paladin the WL everything goes to shit and Lucius "wins" but there is a resistants of ppl standing agents him, Asta because of his anti-magic was paladined "wrong" so he has the same beliefs as Lucius but he doesn't think Lucius is up of the task of making a peaceful world. So he frees the others and they fight against Lucius to which they ofc win

So now they are in control, more control then have ever been in. They will fix everything, gods and fait be damned. There friends and families will come to see things the way they do eventually... They just need a "gentle" push in the right direction

Also I can see that they do have devil attributes form what I can guess Lolo with Megiculas, Ichika with Lucifuges, Mars with Baals (Damantios devil), Asta dosn't have one, and Yuno may be with Lucifero but I'm not sure. Also they are definitely a lil Yandari yk as much as an elephants foot lol

*Bracks down door dramatically*

DID I HEAR UNDERWORLD COULTUR???

My ass has been somond from the deeps of hell, if you wanna get my attention this is how to do it

AND OH MY GOD MEPHIST STOP YOUR MAKING IT WORSE YOU DUMD FUCK-

Megicula with boob jakec eheheh lil fatherless fuck we love to see them (I do at the very least)

Also fuck Lucifero all my homies hate Lucifero

the underworld is a sitcom, and lucifugus is not laughing

Asta vs Licht is a fight I would pay to see like no joke

Lolopechka as the diplomat pulled up to the elfs and was like "We can do this the easy way or the heard way, the choice is yours" Licht said "oh fuck nah tell Asta to meet me at my head"

Lolo: Alright but, don't say I didn't worn you Sir Licht, she goes back and Asta is ecstatic to fight light and tells the others while he is fighting to go after the elves in Elysium ( that's where they were ariunaly from and how Lolo found there ass)

Also Ichika being a lil shit my beloved

For the Paladin Wolrd Leaders Au,

I think it would be a fun idea if the elves were brought back from the dead with the help of Dryad. This is an idea I have fallen in love with thanks to my friends @/t-f-t and @/funky-sea-cryptid they are your local elf lovers and have made a hole ass websites dedicated to there HC about the panthions, the elfs, the devil etc

And I think it would be a nice add on to the Au ( Yes for angst purposes, the elfs are fun to hurt :33) I'm not saying that you should 100% agree with this haven no. I'm just throwing it out there as a fun lil idea

Oh I like it, Licht 2.0 suffering a similar fate as the original, it'll be even more fun considering Licht would be able to come back and see the fate his successor has suffered.

The Tyrant V.S. The Chieftain.

Licht: Asta...

Asta: Ser Licht? Hmm... it seems Ichika was right about there being a reason we found such a large concentration of Mana in somewhere like this. She's going to be insufferable when I get back.

Licht: ...No, Tyrant, you won't be going back to wherever you came from, this ends now.

Asta: HAH! *Gestures to the demon skull they are both standing in* And here I thought you used to have a big head!

Licht: *narrows his eyes* Maybe, but I still have the power to back my claims up, do you?

Asta: *Smirks* why don't you come and see, Chieftain Of The Elves!

I always have and always will see the Spirit Guardians as Lolopechka's family, we have local Teen Dads Patrof and Smurki (they have co-parent lolo since she was a kid), Sarado overprotective lesbian big sister, Floga supportive big bro (we all should love this man) and Gajah dear boyfriend/ husband or gay beasty (it depends on who I'm gonna ship lolo with)

I can see Mars standing in front of a PowerPoint presentation with the most excited look on his face as he explens the best way to kill a man, Ichika is just basking in his wisdom and maneged to fill up a whole notebook. The others are just as amazed

Asta: Grace us with your wisdom Mars-sensai

Mars: : D

@kcuf-ad we can both agree that if the world leaders were villains (or became paladins) everyone would be fucked right? Like,,, game over immediately no questions asked