The-great-horse-cocktail - Served With A Side Of Lemonade

“Blitzø speaks bird bc of Stolas” is a really sweet theory until you remember that the penguin words he recognized were slurs

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[A collection of Random Helluva Boss headcannons, no paticular order or reason]

~Blitz and Moxxie both like / love musicals, they just have very different tastes. The only one they can agree on is Heathers [When they learn that they both enjoy heathers, their vocabulary will probably exclusively include Heathers references for the next week, much to Millie and Loona's confusion

~ Blitz is Demiromantic, and due to that, without knowing, will occasionally show massive shade to love at first sight and amatanormitivity unconciously [i.e "wait, you fell in love with me how fast? i thought that was just an exaggeration shitty rom-coms made." when talking to Stolas]

And I forgor the rest I have, will probably make this a series lol

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