Can We Please Just Talk About The Fact That Morgan's Middle Name Is 3000% Howard???!? Like Tony Made

Can we please just talk about the fact that Morgan's middle name is 3000% Howard???!? Like Tony made the decision that no matter how much of a bad father his was he would name his daughter after him?? Sad boi 3000

my lesbian farmer gf or, as i like to call her, my crop top—

Thats what I thought.

Stephen, reading wikipedia out loud: Contrary to popular belief, the female black widow spider does not always murder and eat her mate. If she has recently been fed, the male is often allowed to live.

Tony: *frantically making an omelet*

Sad boi hours.

Cr. @laufteyson on Instagram

add me on snap!

just kidding. i’m trying to branch out more into the fandom and liven up my feed, so here’s a quick little thing. rb if any of the following applies to you, and i’ll give you a follow:

ship parkner (harley keener x peter parker)

stan harley keener, cassie lang, and/or the midtown kids

post mostly marvel stuff

i had more stuff to add here, but i’m blanking

so i’ll add a couple more bullet points to make this seem longer

I'm legitimately scared for my life