God Of Injury

God of injury

Edit: I just realized I posted this on the wrong account but whatever I'm dumb

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

Tsunami: Riptide sneezed and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you."

Starflight: How does that even happen?

Kinkajou: Do you have a crush on anyone?

Qibli: Yes. Winter.

Turtle: Isn't he straight?

Qibli: Not for long.

Qibli @ his family: I don't trust anything any of you say.

*under the mountain*

Glory: Sunny, do you want to see a butterfly?

Sunny: Yes!!!

Tsunami: Where did you even find a butter-

Glory: *chucks a stick of butter at Tsunami's face*

Cricket: which Avenger is the most powerful?

Swordtail: Thor, obviously. He's the god of thunder-

Sundew: that's where you're wrong. He's the god of lesbians.