Under The Mountain - Tumblr Posts

*under the mountain*

Glory: Sunny, do you want to see a butterfly?

Sunny: Yes!!!

Tsunami: Where did you even find a butter-

Glory: *chucks a stick of butter at Tsunami's face*

Clay: Can you just be quiet! I'm trying to not be awake!

Sunny: Tsunami, Starflight won't come out of his cave.

Tsunami: tell him I said something.

Sunny: like what?

Tsunami: anything factually incorrect.

Starflight, storming out of his cave moments later: excuse me the sun is not a fucking planet-

Tsunami: dang it the power went out

Clay: don't worry I got this

Clay: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*

Glory: what the fuxk

Starflight, on the verge of tears: wHY WOULD YOU-

Sunny: No, here's the thing. I am putting my foot down, you understand? I am being assertive. And I am making eye contact. And it is achieving results.

Tsunami: are you trying to be formidable with me?

Sunny: it worked on Clay.

Tsunami: infomercials work on Clay.

Clay: there is no "i" in team but there is one in pizza

Starflight: ...so you're not going to share

Clay: I am not going to share

*A dinner night at Hybern after Jurian came back to life*

Jurian: …Then why did you believe Amarantha?

King of Hybern: I thought she had the ring of truth.

*All servants laugh quietly*

Jurian: *Clears his throat* So, we must be careful about Rhys. Because we don’t know whether he was on Amarantha’s side under the mountain or not.

King of Hybern: I think he was. My spies there, told me that he’d always kiss her ring.

Jurian: *Tries to play it cool*

*Feyre returns from under the mountain after getting drunk on fairy wine almost everyday, trusting the wrong people and making several bargains*

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