Swordtail - Tumblr Posts
Swordtail: Rules are made to be broken.
Blue: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Swordtail: Piñatas.
Sundew: Glow sticks.
Swordtail: Karate boards.
Sundew: Spaghetti, when you have a small pot.
Swordtail: Rules.
Swordtail: Going to meetings, writing stuff down. You love that nerd stuff.
Cricket: Writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?
Swordtail: Just forget stuff like a cool person.
Cricket: which Avenger is the most powerful?
Swordtail: Thor, obviously. He's the god of thunder-
Sundew: that's where you're wrong. He's the god of lesbians.
WoF Characters as Out of Context Danny Gonzalez
Clay
Swordtail
Turtle
Darkstalker
Starflight
Kinkajou at Jade Mountain Academy
All the other Dragonets of Destiny when Starflight wants to study
Tag what you're majoring in/intend on majoring in
Turtle: Respecting Women
Swordtail: bat man
Qibli: minecraft
Kinkajou: youtube
Sundew: frickin weed
Peril: W
Cricket: Criminal justice and psychology
Winter: i'm terrified that i'll lock myself into an interest that i'll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study i've pursued over my life!
Sunny: minecraft
Clay: minecraft as well
Swordtail: why is my underwear in the freezer?
Blue: You said “this is gonna confuse me so much tomorrow”. Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
Swordtail: that explains so much
Sundew: Would you please not Swordtail this into a worse situation than it already is?
Swordtail: excuse me, did you just use my name as a verb?
Cricket: Why are videos of crabs wielding knives such a common phenomenon?
Swordtail: they can't hold guns
Sundew: yet
Swordtail: If you listen closely to dishwashers, you can hear the slurping sound of the hundreds of tongues inside cleaning off the dishes
Cricket: I'm not a violent person but I'm about to be
Sadness
Blue: I'm feeling sad. Cricket: Approximately 280 million dragons have depression. Swordtail:(Looks at Luna) Luna:(Looks at Sundew) Sundew:(Throws a bullet ant at Cricket)