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Darkstalker: Look I get that you’re only using me for my money but don’t worry, I don’t mind being your sugar daddy 😉
Clearsight: ...
Clearsight: Last week your card got declined trying to buy chicken strips and I had to pay because you started crying and security threatened to call the police
Clearsight: I want to hear those three little words.
Darkstalker: I love you.
Clearsight: that's sweet, but try again.
Darkstalker: *sigh* I will behave.
Winter: *pours salt in Qibli's coffee*
Qibli: *sips coffee*
Winter: ...
Winter:
Winter: didn't the coffee taste weird?
Qibli: Oh, yeah. But I didn’t want to hurt your feelings, so I drank it all anyway
Winter, tearing up: ok
Glory: what did you do?
Deathbringer: Alright, I’ll tell you, but you can’t get mad at me.
Glory: what. did. you. do.
Deathbringer: well, first, I was minding my own business-
Glory, slamming her fist on the table: BULLSHIT!
Deathbringer: I WAS!
Turtle: Peril, I need you to swear-
Peril: FUCK
Turtle:
Turtle: swear as in promise
Winter: so my can opener broke today and-
Qibli: guess it's a can't opener now.
Winter:
Winter: why are we friends?
Starflight: s[he] be[lie]ve[d]
Glory: he lied
Clay: sbeve
Winter: Snowfall has a strict “no pets in the palace” rule. Winter: Funny enough, that doesn't include her high horse, which makes regular appearances.
Turtle: what's wrong, Peril?
Peril: i’m fucking sick and tired of numbers defining me. my grades, my height, my weight, my number of 1st degree murder convictions—none of that is who i am!
Turtle:
Turtle: your what
Moon: why are Qibli and Winter sitting with their backs to each other?
Kinkajou: they had a fight.
Moon: then why are they holding hands?
Kinkajou: they get sad when they fight.
Qibli: it’s crazy how Leonardo could paint and invent all those things and still find the time to be a crime-fighting turtle
Kinkajou: AND he was amazing in Titanic
Peril: a real renaissance man
Winter: why do i even try
Qibli: if Moon and I were drowning, who would you save?
Winter: you guys don't know how to swim?
Qibli: it's a hypothetical question
Moon: yeah, who would you save?
Winter: my time and effort
Qibli: Kinkajou, can you pass me the salt?
Kinkajou: *throws Winter across the table at him*
Qibli: TOO MUCH SALT!!!
Moon: Kinkajou.... what are you doing?
Kinkajou: making chocolate pudding.
Moon: It's four o'clock in the morning, why on earth are you making chocolate pudding?
Kinkajou: cause I've lost control of my life.
Winter: take me to art museums and make out with me.
Qibli: but they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Winter: well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
*30 minutes later*
Sunny: *on the phone with Tsunami* those idiots are fucking in the east wing again
Sundew: no one asked you to take your shirt off. stop volunteering to take your shirt off!
Swordtail: I can't hear you. my shirt's over my ears.
Kinkajou: *giving the phone to Winter* it’s your boyfriend Qibli
Winter: he's not my boyfriend
Winter: *taking the phone* hey babe
Jambu: at the end of the day, I'm still your brother.
Glory: if you take out the ‘r’ it becomes ‘bother’, which I think is much more fitting.
Jambu:
Jambu: brothe
Winter: making my way downtown
Winter: walking fast
Winter: ...
Winter: walking a bit slower so my steps match with Qibli because he’s so fucking short
Sunny: okay, one more try. You’re in trouble, and you need help. Who do you call?
Tsunami:
Tsunami: Tsu-
Sunny: YOU ARE TSUNAMI