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Good afternoon everyone 🙌 I hope you guys all had a great weekend!

I did a little drawing during my lunchbreak, just something cute to make you all smile if you need it 💙

Joel said on insta he wasn't sleeping well so I'm hoping this will manifest a good night's sleep for him!

Nope. It is not.

new game is to type one through ten in your tags and see what comes up. i think my favorite of mine is ‘my uncle told us he spent seven and a half hours in a sensory deprivation tank once’ but ‘gideon the ninth motherfucker’ is a close second

Your phone battery percentage determines what year of the 1900s you'll live in.

How screwed are you?

mondrian painting upside down

Hello, guys! I’ve studied art for 3 years and I must confess that Mondrian paintings are not where I shine.

Lately, there has been a lot of talk about this painting being hung upside down every since it was exposed for the first time.

I respect all art, despite my preferences. I’ve been told that the blue lines are supposed to represent the sky and that’s why it should’ve OBVIOUSLY been hung the way it is seen on the right.

I apologize if I’m being insensitive towards the art, I don’t see it, but if I recall correctly, Mondrian was an abstract painter, right? Things aren’t OBVIOUS in abstractionism.

My question is: Am I the only one who doesn’t see the sky and should have seen it right away?

The song stuck in your head right now is the theme tune of the feature film about your life. Reblog and put in the tags what it is and how accurate it is 

Bola de Berlim (Berlin's ball) in Portuguese. No idea how it's called in English

12, 31 and 40 for ask thing? c:

12. what is something you want right now?

food. haven’t eaten anything today and it’s 3pm :( I don’t want to leave my bed so. yeah.

31. 3 random facts

… about me? 1. uhhhhh, my parents almost had the same name. My dad’s called Heiko and my mum was called Heike and to this day I’m confused I didn’t end up with the name Heiki or something

2. Germans (and Austrians) will tear each other apart about the correct name for this thing

3. the first thing I ever watched on YouTube was Miley Cyrus’ video for Wrecking Ball and it left a very lasting impression to say the least help

40. favorite memory

god. that’s hard. to be honest, those three weeks where I saw Blind Channel, Electric Callboy, Green Day, Shiraz Lane, Crashdïet, Rammstein, Robin and went to the Berlin club and talked to Joel. that was absolutely batshit insane and I don’t think anything like that will ever happen again

wait for it

I knew it.

so Joel has been officially nominated as one of the 100 most beautiful/handsome faces of 2022 after people nominated him

and his reaction…

this is 100% real btw

Proud to be Portuguese 😂🇵🇹

the portuguese and romanian delegations dancing to trenulețul in the green room

Eh... I don't want to anger any one, but the first thing I said to my best friend while watching Achille's performance was literally "Damiano vibes"

my dad just called achille lauro a copy of maneskin. who is this man and what has he done iwht my father!!!!!!

How did Bulgaria AND Denmark not made it?

I guess the public was done with rock. I knew that the presence of rock, metal violent pop in that event was too good to be true

How did Bulgaria not make it to the finals?? RIGGED

Unfortunately, it's always like this. In 2017, Salvador Sobral won with a ballad. In 2018, a crazy upbeat song won. in 2019, another ballad got the trophy. In 2021, it was all about the rock. It's a freaking pattern.

Therefore, is much likely that another slow, tohchy-feely song will win the contest.

P.S. - I was also disappointing with the whole event setting. Pretty dull and the lights were giving me a headache that lasted 'til this morning. Expected way more from Italy.

also the fact that all the rock acts of the evening were paid dust?? in the land that gave us måneskin?? criminal

Oh dear! xD Are you alright there, Olli?

(a gente só se ri da desgraça alheia, mesmo xD)

ollimatela story

“one step closer to my crown” more like “one step closer to the ground”. literally 🥲

Does anyone know what happened to Middy? I know what Johnny and Taz are doing at the moment, their projects, but I have no clue about Middy.

actually we already know how blind channel is in bed:

I can't believe how little content there is about him. He's adorable 😍

not enough people are in love with arttu and i need to change that

They picked the best of both worlds xD

English: Munich

German: München

Shiraz Lane:

The boy is always tired and I can relate 😴

TFW you see a picture and say "MOOD" out loud 😅

No need to buy one. There are so many on the streets. Just adopt one into your household:)

I have four cats and only one of them was given to us. The other three were all rescued and are amazing 😍

THANK YOU for the cat pictures 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 they really do keep you going

Same xD

I work in the coast and whenever I see or hear a seagull, I immediately thank the heavens Joel isn't nearby.

Then I pray that, whenever he Is, there isn't one near him as well.

why is it that every time I see a seagull I think of Joel? that can’t be healthy