Aggressively Breaks Fourth Wall

Aggressively breaks fourth wall

Percy: Hey, Annabeth, do you want to go to the movies with me? Annabeth: Sure, Percy, that sounds nice. What movie do you want to see? Percy: How about The Lightning Thief? Annabeth: … Percy: What? Is something wrong? Annabeth: Percy, you do realize that movie is based on our lives, right? Percy: Yeah, so? Annabeth: So, it’s terrible. It’s inaccurate, boring, and insulting. It’s an abomination that should never have been made. Percy: Oh. Well, then how about Sea of Monsters? Annabeth: Percy, that’s the sequel. Percy: Oh. Well, then how about The Titan’s Curse? Annabeth: Percy, that’s the third one. Percy: Oh. Well, then how about The Battle of the Labyrinth? Annabeth: Percy, are you just naming all the books in order? Percy: Maybe.

Someone get a locksmith

Chuuya: Dazai, I need your help. Dazai: What is it, Chuuya? Chuuya: I accidentally locked myself out of my apartment. Dazai: How did you do that? Chuuya: I don’t know, I just closed the door and realized I left my keys inside. Dazai: Well, that’s unfortunate. Do you have a spare key somewhere? Chuuya: No, I don’t. That’s why I’m calling you. Can you come and help me? Dazai: Sure, sure. I’ll be there in a minute. Chuuya: Thank you, Dazai. You’re a lifesaver. Dazai: Don’t mention it, Chuuya. By the way, do you remember where you left your keys? Chuuya: Yeah, they’re on the kitchen counter. Dazai: Oh, good. Because that’s where I left mine too. Chuuya: What?!

Chuuya is secretly an insomni-baa

Dazai: Hey, Chuuya, do you want to hear a joke? Chuuya: No. Dazai: What do you call a sheep that can’t sleep? Chuuya: I don’t care. Dazai: An insomni-baa. Chuuya: … Dazai: Get it? Because sheep say baa. Chuuya: I swear, if you ever tell me another pun, I’ll kill you.

Bakugo: I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to be the number one hero. Deku: But Bakugo, friendship is magic! Bakugo: Shut up, Deku! You sound like a pony! Deku: Actually, I’m a unicorn. Bakugo: What?! Deku: Yeah, watch this. *uses One For All to make a horn out of his hair* Bakugo: That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen! Deku: No, it’s awesome! Look, I can shoot rainbows out of it! Bakugo: Stop it, Deku! You’re embarrassing yourself! Deku: No, I’m not! I’m having fun! Bakugo: Well, I’m not! You’re ruining my image! Deku: Oh, come on, Bakugo. Don’t be such a grumpy pants. Join me in the magic of friendship! Bakugo: Never! Deku: Fine. Then I’ll just have to make you join me. *uses One For All to make a horn out of Bakugo’s hair* Bakugo: Deku, what did you do to me?! Deku: I made you a unicorn too! Bakugo: Get this thing off me! Deku: No way! It’s adorable! Bakugo: It’s not adorable! It’s stupid! Deku: It’s not stupid! It’s magical! Bakugo: It’s not magical! It’s annoying! Deku: It’s not annoying! It’s cute! Bakugo: It’s not cute! It’s… it’s… *sees himself in a mirror* …oh god, it is cute. Deku: See? I told you so! Bakugo: Deku, I hate you so much right now. Deku: Aww, don’t be like that, Bakugo. Let’s go make some friends with our unicorn powers! Bakugo: No! Let me go, Deku! Let me goooooo!

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