And Then She Wonders Why She Can't Cook.

And then she wonders why she can't cook.

Kyouka: I’m sorry, I don’t know how to cook. Atsushi: It’s okay, I can teach you. Kyouka: Really? Thank you, Atsushi-san. Atsushi: No problem. Let’s start with something simple, like scrambled eggs. Kyouka: Okay. How do I make them? Atsushi: Well, first you need to crack some eggs in a bowl and whisk them with a fork. Kyouka: Like this? *pulls out a knife and stabs the eggs* Atsushi: No, no, no! Not like that!

Chapter 109 gonna hit you in the FACE.

Dazai: Accidentally indulged in too much ‘free time’, turns out I’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities.

He caught him, his body, heart, soul and more

Plot twist: Atsushi liked it so much he wanted to do it again

Akutagawa: Nakajima, I need your help. Atsushi: What is it, Akutagawa? Akutagawa: I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend for a day. Atsushi: What? Why? Akutagawa: Because my sister is coming to visit and she thinks I have a boyfriend and I don’t want to disappoint her or deal with her questions. Atsushi: And why did you choose me to be your fake boyfriend? Akutagawa: Because you’re the only person who can tolerate me for more than five minutes. And because you owe me a favor for saving your life that one time. Atsushi: Fine, fine. I’ll do it. But only for a day. And only as a friend. Akutagawa: Thank you, Nakajima. You’re a lifesaver. Atsushi: Don’t mention it, Akutagawa. You’re a… friend.

jUsT aDd WaTeR

Kunikida: Ranpo, are you drinking… drinking hydrogen peroxide?! Ranpo: It says H2O2! That means it’s the sequel to water!

No Poe.

Ranpo: I’m a genius, you know. Yosano: Yeah, yeah, we know. Ranpo: No, seriously. I can solve any mystery in seconds. Yosano: Then why don’t you solve the mystery of why you’re still single?