The Simps Be Raging.

The simps be raging.

Kunikida: You know, Dazai, you are the sun in my life. Dazai: Why? Cause I'm smoking hot? Kunikida: Because it hurts my eyes looking at you.

Pie

Akutagawa: That’s the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie. Atsushi: Ooh, can we get some actual pie? Akutagawa: I like the way you think.

No more, please, no more.

What if Chuuya is in there AWARE of everything but not in control of it? What if he had to watch himself shoot Dazai even though he was screaming at himself to STOP from the inside? But he couldn't.

Migraine fuel.

Kunikida: I'm not doing to well. Ranpo: What's wrong? Kunikida: I have this headache that comes and goes. Dazai enters the room Kunikida: There it is again.

agreed

WHOEVER said that vampire!chuuya looks like verlaine im in your walls

Plot twist: Atsushi liked it so much he wanted to do it again

Akutagawa: Nakajima, I need your help. Atsushi: What is it, Akutagawa? Akutagawa: I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend for a day. Atsushi: What? Why? Akutagawa: Because my sister is coming to visit and she thinks I have a boyfriend and I don’t want to disappoint her or deal with her questions. Atsushi: And why did you choose me to be your fake boyfriend? Akutagawa: Because you’re the only person who can tolerate me for more than five minutes. And because you owe me a favor for saving your life that one time. Atsushi: Fine, fine. I’ll do it. But only for a day. And only as a friend. Akutagawa: Thank you, Nakajima. You’re a lifesaver. Atsushi: Don’t mention it, Akutagawa. You’re a… friend.