Migraine Fuel.

Migraine fuel.

Kunikida: I'm not doing to well. Ranpo: What's wrong? Kunikida: I have this headache that comes and goes. Dazai enters the room Kunikida: There it is again.

Plot twist: Atsushi liked it so much he wanted to do it again

Akutagawa: Nakajima, I need your help. Atsushi: What is it, Akutagawa? Akutagawa: I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend for a day. Atsushi: What? Why? Akutagawa: Because my sister is coming to visit and she thinks I have a boyfriend and I don’t want to disappoint her or deal with her questions. Atsushi: And why did you choose me to be your fake boyfriend? Akutagawa: Because you’re the only person who can tolerate me for more than five minutes. And because you owe me a favor for saving your life that one time. Atsushi: Fine, fine. I’ll do it. But only for a day. And only as a friend. Akutagawa: Thank you, Nakajima. You’re a lifesaver. Atsushi: Don’t mention it, Akutagawa. You’re a… friend.

Some more shenanigans which don't involve the murder of a significant other. Looking at you, Chuuya.

Dazai, being robbed: Please! Have mercy! I have a family! A wife and kids… a dog… Chuuya: Literally none of that is true, Dazai. Dazai: Okay, but I’m sexy! That’s gotta count for something, right?

Ranpo is on a murder spree, of other people's self worth, that is.

Naomi: I’m totally useless. Ranpo: You’re not totally useless. Ranpo: You can be used as a bad example.

Fukuzawa started it.

Fukuzawa: I’m proud of you, my children. You’ve grown so much. Dazai: Thanks, dad. Kunikida: Don’t call him dad. Dazai: Why not? He’s like a father to us. Kunikida: He’s our boss, not our dad. Dazai: Fine, then. Thanks, boss-dad.

Chuuya has BAD eating habits

Chuuya: I’m having salad for dinner! Dazai: Chuuya: Well, fruit salad. Dazai: Actually, it’s mostly grapes. Dazai: Chuuya: Okay, it’s all grapes. Chuuya: Fermented grapes. Dazai: Chuuya: Dazai: Chuuya: It’s wine. Chuuya: I’m having wine for dinner.