ASAGIRI. I WAKE UP AT 11PM 3RD SEPTEMBER AND YOU GIVE ME THIS.

ASAGIRI. I WAKE UP AT 11PM 3RD SEPTEMBER AND YOU GIVE ME THIS.

Whyyyyy

What have we done to deserve this.

What

Anyway.

RIP EVERYBODY.

Inspired by random shit I found on TikTok

Dazai: Now, tell me where it hurts Atsushi, with his shin missing: In my shin Dazai: Your shin, you say Atsushi, in pain: Yes, Dazai Dazai: And where is your shin? Atsushi: Ripped off by Akutagawa Dazai: So how can the pain be in your shin? Atsushi: Die in Hell, fucker

Tell me what else I should put on this Tumblr please.

Dazai: I’m not a bad person, I just have a bad personality. Kunikida: That’s the same thing! Dazai: No, it’s not. A bad person is someone who does bad things, like murder, theft, or betrayal. A bad personality is someone who is annoying, sarcastic, or suicidal. Kunikida: You’re all of those things! Dazai: Exactly.

oOpS

Fukuzawa: This is a serious mission. We have to be stealthy and quiet. Dazai: Got it.  *loud explosion*  Fukuzawa: What was that?! Dazai: Oops, sorry. I tripped over a bomb.

SOMEONE pls break the news

IVE HEARD RUMOURS ABOUT IT BEING ONLY 13 PAGES PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME ITS JUST A RUMOUR

WHY IS YOUTUBE AT 3AM TRYING TO GET ME TO PLASTER MY WALLS WITH TOOTHPASTE.

MY WALLS ARE FINE.