Tell Me What Else I Should Put On This Tumblr Please.

Tell me what else I should put on this Tumblr please.

Dazai: I’m not a bad person, I just have a bad personality. Kunikida: That’s the same thing! Dazai: No, it’s not. A bad person is someone who does bad things, like murder, theft, or betrayal. A bad personality is someone who is annoying, sarcastic, or suicidal. Kunikida: You’re all of those things! Dazai: Exactly.

*Nervous Laughter*

Chuuya: I hate you, Dazai. You’re the worst partner ever. Dazai: Aww, don’t be like that, Chuuya. You know you love me. Chuuya: I don’t love you, I loathe you. You’re a pain in the ass, a burden, and a traitor. Dazai: And yet, you still work with me, fight with me, and save me. Chuuya: That’s because I have no choice. You always drag me into your messes and force me to cooperate with you. Dazai: Or maybe it’s because deep down, you care about me and enjoy our teamwork. Chuuya: No, it’s not. Stop putting words in my mouth. Dazai: Fine, then prove it. Kiss me. Chuuya: What? No! Dazai: Why not? If you hate me so much, then kissing me would be the ultimate punishment for me. Chuuya: That makes no sense! Dazai: Come on, just one kiss. For old times’ sake. Chuuya: Shut up, Dazai. Shut up or I’ll punch you in the face. Dazai: Is that a promise?

Ranpo is a savage

Ranpo: I’m bored. Let’s play a game. Poe: Okay, what game do you want to play? Ranpo: How about we take turns saying facts and the other person has to guess if they’re true or false? Poe: Sure, sounds fun. You go first. Ranpo: Okay, fact number one: You’re adopted.

Ranpo is the definition of "lil shit"

Poe: Oh, fiddlesticks. Ranpo: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

Badass plan.

*While planning to break in somewhere* Dazai: Hey, let's do "Get Help!" Chuuya: What? Dazai: "Get Help." Chuuya: No. Dazai: C'mon, you love it! Chuuya: I hate it. Dazai: It's great! It works every time! Chuuya: It's humiliating. Dazai: Do you have a better plan? Chuuya: No. Dazai: We're doing it! Chuuya: We are not doing "Get Help!" *A Minute Later* Dazai, carrying Chuuya: Get help! Please! He's dying! Help him! *throws Chuuya at guards, knocking them out* Dazai: Ahh, classic! Chuuya: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating. Dazai, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

New insult unlocked.

Atsushi: I don’t understand why you hate me so much. Akutagawa: You don’t understand anything, you pathetic tiger cub. You’re weak, naive, and useless. You stole Dazai-sensei from me and ruined my life. Atsushi: I didn’t steal anyone from you! Dazai-sensei is not your property! Akutagawa: He is mine! He’s the only one who can acknowledge me and make me stronger! Atsushi: Well, maybe if you stopped being so obsessed with him and focused on yourself, you would be happier and stronger. Akutagawa: How dare you lecture me, you insolent worm! I’ll kill you! Atsushi: Bring it on, you edgy coat rack!